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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #405 on: April 10, 2013, 11:39:19 AM »
Granted
You are now a female cat.  And that cat wants to do other things to you. 

I wish I was a Paladin.

Granted you are a Lawful Good Paladin, you have been charged with looking after an insane Half Black Dragon Bard. He is Chaotic Good. You don't know it but if you ever get more than 100ft apart his alternate personality triggers and he becomes a Lawful Evil Fighter with a murderous streak.(Exact backstory of my first DND character ever, with another player playing the Bard)

I wish I had transporter like on Star Trek.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #406 on: April 10, 2013, 01:21:59 PM »
Granted, you now have a prop transporter.

I wish I could go home early today.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #407 on: April 10, 2013, 01:26:15 PM »
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I wish I could go home early today.

Granted; you and everyone else return home after the sewer main erruption.

I wish I could find a consistant 3rd person for my Friday night Skype game.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #408 on: April 10, 2013, 01:29:42 PM »
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I wish I could go home early today.

Granted; you and everyone else return home after the sewer main erruption.

I wish I could find a consistant 3rd person for my Friday night Skype game.

Granted but they want to know what time and system you are using. Also they have only played FATAL.

I wish I could win that power ball lottery thing that just started out here.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #409 on: April 10, 2013, 01:40:39 PM »

Wish granted, you have been randomly selected to have your genitals electrocuted.


I wish I could stop laughing at the 'real pokemon' answer from earlier.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #410 on: April 10, 2013, 02:00:12 PM »

Wish granted, you have been randomly selected to have your genitals electrocuted.


I wish I could stop laughing at the 'real pokemon' answer from earlier.

hard to laugh WHEN YOU ARE ON FIRE OH GOD THE FIGHTING IS SPREADING THE POKEMON ARE JUST BURNING AND ELECTROCUTING EVERYTHING

I wish I had all the games on Steam. All of them.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #411 on: April 10, 2013, 02:11:34 PM »

Wish granted, you have been randomly selected to have your genitals electrocuted.


I wish I could stop laughing at the 'real pokemon' answer from earlier.

hard to laugh WHEN YOU ARE ON FIRE OH GOD THE FIGHTING IS SPREADING THE POKEMON ARE JUST BURNING AND ELECTROCUTING EVERYTHING

I wish I had all the games on Steam. All of them.

Granted, it comes at the price of having to play the Tractor Simulator game for at least 12 hours a day.

I wish I had no biological or psychological need to sleep.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #412 on: April 10, 2013, 02:15:48 PM »
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I wish I had no biological or psychological need to sleep.

Granted; Lacking things to do during the hours other sleep you start Skyping with people from the other side of the world and, inevitably, end up coordinating round the clock delieveries of bootlegged illegal porno DVDs in Bangkok.

I wish this mild pain in my shoulder would just go away.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #413 on: April 10, 2013, 02:20:57 PM »
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I wish this mild pain in my shoulder would just go away.

Granted. The nerve endings in your shoulder no longer report any sensation. Your arm hangs, lifeless, at your side.



I wish I could go to GenCon.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #414 on: April 10, 2013, 02:44:06 PM »
Kill my arm will you... This means war!

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I wish I could go to GenCon.

Granted; you are employed as a booster stool by Shane Ivey so he can stand eye level with Adam Scott Glancy when they are at their booths. When not being actively used for standing purposes you are used by Greg Stolze as a hand wipe after he has to shake nerds' hands.

I wish I knew more game designers.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #415 on: April 10, 2013, 02:59:20 PM »
Granted, but you know them in the biblical sense.

I wish I could just start this stupid Spirit of the Century Game, I've got players and characters but this is always where things fall apart.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #416 on: April 11, 2013, 08:56:35 AM »
Granted, Thankfully the game seems to keep together. Unfortunately though the same cannot be said for you and your players. Enjoy Leprosy.

I wish my workplace would finally promote me to the job they promised years ago.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #417 on: April 11, 2013, 12:32:13 PM »
I wish my workplace would finally promote me to the job they promised years ago.
Granted, but it pays minimum wage. Not today's minimum wage, the minimum wage from when they promised you the job years ago.

I wish U.S. spouse immigration policy didn't discriminate against the poor.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #418 on: April 11, 2013, 12:45:59 PM »

I wish U.S. spouse immigration policy didn't discriminate against the poor.

Due to budget cuts the U.S. government isn't accepting any applications for immigration at the current time.

I wish to for the Shimizu Mega-City_Pyramid to be built and to withstand the test of time.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #419 on: April 11, 2013, 12:58:16 PM »

I wish U.S. spouse immigration policy didn't discriminate against the poor.

Due to budget cuts the U.S. government isn't accepting any applications for immigration at the current time.

I wish to for the Shimizu Mega-City_Pyramid to be built and to withstand the test of time.

Granted. It does, but it quickly loses popularity when this monstrosity is built: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Seed_4000

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