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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #450 on: April 14, 2013, 10:48:42 PM »
"I can haz cheezeburger?"

Granted. Since I assume you are a cat, your cheeseburger gives you the mange.

I wish I'd remembered to buy more Sriracha at the grocery store.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #451 on: April 14, 2013, 10:51:20 PM »
Granted. You only bought Sriracha at the grocery store. Gallons and gallons of it.

I wish FTL space travel was possible and achievable in our lifetime

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #452 on: April 14, 2013, 11:35:50 PM »
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I wish FTL space travel was possible and achievable in our lifetime

Granted. You get boarded, killed, and eaten by mantises.

I wish I'd started doing laundry earlier tonight.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #453 on: July 18, 2013, 06:22:53 PM »
I wish I'd started doing laundry earlier tonight.

Granted.  You just finished.
I wish I could travel forward in time.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #454 on: July 18, 2013, 07:40:53 PM »
I wish I'd started doing laundry earlier tonight.

Granted.  You just finished.
I wish I could travel forward in time.

Granted! You can now travel 1.0001 seconds into the the future for every 1 second. This happens automatically and you cannot stop. You will gradually fall out of sync with the rest of the universe.

I wish I had more energy to work on projects.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #455 on: July 18, 2013, 07:50:25 PM »
Granted, you are struck by lightning.

I wish I had an idea for writing a good "Call of Duty" creepypasta.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #456 on: July 19, 2013, 10:35:02 AM »
Granted, but you can only get the idea by playing every call of duty game.

I wish I had more time every day.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #457 on: July 19, 2013, 11:05:49 AM »
Congratulations, you're in a stable time loop ala Groundhog Day. Nothing has any consequences so you can work on whatever you want but you'll never accomplish anything lasting.

I wish I knew what to do about my current romantic situation.  :(

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #458 on: July 19, 2013, 12:30:44 PM »
I wish I knew what to do about my current romantic situation.  :(

Granted, you now know exactly what to do about your current romantic situation. Take a 1d6/1d20 SAN loss.


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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #459 on: July 19, 2013, 12:50:07 PM »
Granted.
You spent it on hookers and blow.

I wish I had a +5 vorpal holy avenger.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #460 on: July 19, 2013, 12:53:14 PM »

I wish I had a +5 vorpal holy avenger.

Granted, you have two in place of your hands, and your head is itchy.

I wish I could work less than 60 hours a week.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #461 on: July 19, 2013, 01:46:50 PM »

I wish I had a +5 vorpal holy avenger.

Granted, you have two in place of your hands, and your head is itchy.

I wish I could work less than 60 hours a week.

Granted, you now work between 5 and 10 hours a week at Hobby Lobby.

I wish Hollywood would option Base Raiders and pay me a million dollars for it.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #462 on: July 19, 2013, 09:32:27 PM »


Granted, you now work between 5 and 10 hours a week at Hobby Lobby.

I wish Hollywood would option Base Raiders and pay me a million dollars for it.

You got it! They hire M. Night Shamwow to direct and Shia LeBouf to star.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #463 on: July 20, 2013, 01:50:54 PM »
Granted! It achieves sentience and erases your mind.

I wish I could find an affordable apartment.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #464 on: July 20, 2013, 06:17:50 PM »
Granted! It achieves sentience and erases your mind.

I wish I could find an affordable apartment.

Granted.  None of the windows open and it predates gas heating.

I wish I could find artists who didn't bail on me.