Game Title: Unavailable At Your Clearance Level.
System: Paranoia XP or the Anniversary Edition, they're pretty much the same. You're not supposed to show knowledge of the rules anyways. MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!
Players Wanted: 4-7, more if it will be entertaining.
Posting Rate: LOW POSTING RATE WILL RESULT IN SUMMARY EXECUTION. HAVE A NICE DAY.
Special Rules: Disregard service firms, unless you want to be in one. You can pick your mutations and secret societies. Please [spoiler=Ultraviolet Clearance]
If you are viewing these words, please report to the nearest termination booth, or await Internal Security. Would you like some music to listen to?[/spoiler] those two categories when we get to character creation.
Advancement Rules: Hahahahaha. Hahahahaha. hahahahahahahahaa.
CONGRATULATIONS, CITIZEN. WELCOME TO THE BELOVED RANKS OF TROUBLESHOOTER OF ALPHA COMPLEX. YOUR MANDATORY DUTY, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO HUNT DOWN COMMUNISTS, CAPTURE TRAITORS, AND FIX ALL OF ALPHA COMPLEX'S NONEXISTENT PROBLEMS. BECAUSE THERE ARE NO PROBLEMS, CORRECT, CITIZEN?
WHAT IS THAT CITIZEN? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR SPECIFIC MISSION DETAILS ARE? I'M SORRY, BUT THAT INFORMATION IS ABOVE YOUR SECURITY CLEARANCE. REPEATED INQUIRY IS TREASON. ARE YOU A TRAITOR... CITIZEN?
Welcome to Alpha Complex. A world where up is down and down doesn't know what it is. Alpha Complex is led by an insane piece of hardware known as the Computer. Obsessed with destroying anything that may or may not harm its Utopia, the Computer has promoted you to RED security clearance, handed you a lazer, and sent you on your merry way. Watch your head on the way out. And your arms. And your legs, torso, or internal organs.
Note- If you don't have either core rulebook, no big deal. Tell me what sort of character you want and I may be generous and create your troubleshoot at your specifications, but don't count on it.
