Welp, beat Dark Souls.
Fuck you From Software, fuck you Namco-Bandai. I win. I BEAT YOUR SADISTIC GAME.
>:[
Earlier....
Dark Soooouuuuullllsss.
s'not so hard.
Well, at least it was a challenge.
Yes indeed. It *wasn't* so hard, 'til I got a bit further into it.
Dark Souls likes to do the following: Have an introductory area that is a pain in the ass but not horrible. If that is cleared, it moves on to controller destroyingly obnoxious areas.
FOR EXAMPLE.
New Londo is a ruined city mostly underwater, populated entirely by ghosts. Ghosts, due to being cursed beings, are invincible unless you yourself are cursed, or you use the item 'Transient Curse'. Being cursed is bad. If you die while cursed, you lose
50% of your max HP that does not come back until you get the curse lifted, which you cannot do in that area. If you die again while cursed, you lose
another 50% of your max HP. This can go on until you have 1 hit point.
Transient Curses do not run that risk, but they're rare and expensive to get.
If you are not cursed, you cannot block their attacks. being ghosts, they can clip through and attack through walls with impunity. Your attacks cannot harm them if they decide to camp in walls.
If you are cursed, you can block, but part of their damage is magical, so you'll always take a bit of chip damage regardless.
But all in all, because they have no HP to speak of, they go down very easily, and that section isn't *too* bad. You're just on a time-limit and have to watch out for sneak attacks through walls, ceilings, and floors.
So you get through that section, dealing with ghosts, some of which ambush you eight at a time. You drain the water from the sunken city. Now you have to deal with Darkwraiths, which are essentially knights with an unblockable grab attack that deals a ton of damage, wield greatswords with ease, and, oh, get this. They never stagger when hit. So you can be mid-stab, and they'll either grab or sword you away. These guys have a good 800 or so HP, and they like to come at you in groups of 2 to 4.
and the boss fight for that section? THE BOSS FIGHT?
4 seperate bosses at once. With unblockable homing magic attacks.
The only way to win that fight is to literally out-damage and outlast the bosses, so that there's only one alive at a time. It's ridiculous.