I tried writing a Ross/Cody Slashfic. I really tried. Ross would speak in the Announcer Voice the entire time and Cody would simply say "Whoo!" (as in, the whoop at the beginning of every D&D game). Of course, he would say, "lol :3!" at the end. But, man. That was a test of my endurance, and I failed completely. So... I guess be grateful that I could not twist by considerab(ly average) writing skills to fulfill such a horrific task?