Post 1000...
At first I thought to do something significant, but then I figured the mere fact that it was my 1000th post would make it significant to me, which in turn meant I should be lazy and make a completely pointless post so I would be able to fully capitalize on its built in significance...
After these thoughts went through my mind, I realized how thoroughly stupid the whole thought process was but decided to screw it and go for it anyway...
Barring nothing better to say, happy Monday everyone...