On the seventh day of Christmas, my GM gave to me:
Eight Lockes a'scheming
Seven PC's Looting
Six Pounds of dice
Five ka-ta-nas!
Four Radeon HD 6970s
Three Slendemans
Two Level-ups
and a copy of TMNT (by Palladium)
C'mon, "GM" makes more sense than "true love" here, right?
Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't buy you Palladium!