Author Topic: Famous Last Words  (Read 54020 times)

clockworkjoe

  • BUY MY BOOK
  • Administrator
  • Extreme XP CEO
  • *****
  • Posts: 6517
    • View Profile
    • BUY MY BOOK
Famous Last Words
« on: April 19, 2009, 11:26:48 PM »
http://www.karmakaze.org/flw/

# "Yeah, I know it's dangerous, but think of the experience points."

# "I stand right underneath the Fire Giant and point my wand straight up."

# "Don't worry. I've got a plan."

# "They can't see me. I'm invisible!"

# "I wonder what's in here?"

# "He wouldn't try that trick again!"

# "My two mutations? ...But I've only one!"

# "Just because you're a dragon doesn't mean you can push ME around."

# "They don't look so tough."

Tadanori Oyama

  • Extreme XP CEO
  • *******
  • Posts: 3897
  • The Full Time GM
    • View Profile
    • Full Time GM
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2009, 12:02:15 AM »
  • Hey guys, watch this.
  • I'll open the door.
  • I checked for traps. It's clear.
  • Well... we'll just use it and see what it does.
  • Yes, I am sure, stop asking.
  • I cast...

Maze

  • Global Moderator
  • Oregon Trail 13 Superstar
  • *****
  • Posts: 665
  • Azathoth Janitorial Services
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2009, 12:23:04 AM »
"The assassin is climbing down a rope on the side of the building? Ok, I leap off the building and try to tackle him on the way down."

Ahhhh... so player-logical.

dragonshaos

  • I am worth 100 points in GURPS...ladies
  • ***
  • Posts: 194
  • Amateur DM
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2009, 01:01:06 AM »
  • Of course I'm sure, stop asking.
  • I roll Diplomacy against the zombies

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

clockworkjoe

  • BUY MY BOOK
  • Administrator
  • Extreme XP CEO
  • *****
  • Posts: 6517
    • View Profile
    • BUY MY BOOK
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 01:13:26 AM »
  • I cast...

ok if you get killed after saying that you have a dick GM.

Maze

  • Global Moderator
  • Oregon Trail 13 Superstar
  • *****
  • Posts: 665
  • Azathoth Janitorial Services
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 01:16:45 AM »
Although those lines are funny, as a GM, I wouldn't usually kill my players for most of these stupid lines.

clockworkjoe

  • BUY MY BOOK
  • Administrator
  • Extreme XP CEO
  • *****
  • Posts: 6517
    • View Profile
    • BUY MY BOOK
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2009, 01:28:11 AM »
Although those lines are funny, as a GM, I wouldn't usually kill my players for most of these stupid lines.

most of them are funny because you can imagine how the player dies after that. I normally wouldn't either, but if the dice don't roll the way of the player then yeah or some types the player is too good at roleplaying

"But the directions SAID to `pull pin and throw' !" [From a beautifully role-played Traveler character from a non- technological world. He was given a scout ship survival pack, which among other gimcracks, contained concussion grenades. When he got in trouble, of course, he pulled the pin out of one and threw it ("it" being the pin, naturally)...]

Mason

  • I am worth 100 points in GURPS...ladies
  • ***
  • Posts: 141
  • he who laughs last, didn't get it.
    • View Profile
    • my myspace page
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2009, 03:42:33 AM »
# trust me...
# its okay, all I have to do is roll a twenty...
"a Kenyan man once told me you can get use to anything when money is involved... he use to stick mice up his ass for twenty dollars a pop." -Spider Jerusalem

Boyos

  • President of the Apparatus of Kwalish fan club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1618
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2009, 06:05:50 AM »
# trust me...
# its okay, all I have to do is roll a twenty...


Its ok, All I have to do is roll higher then 5.

wrotenbe

  • Zombie Apocalypse Survivor
  • **
  • Posts: 70
  • RAWRF
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2009, 06:08:43 AM »
I've never heard those, but the faithful one I have heard and love is;

"It's okay guys, all I have to do is NOT roll a 1."

Oh ye who temptith fate

Setherick

  • Administrator
  • Cosmic Horror: 1d10/1d100 SAN loss
  • *****
  • Posts: 2583
  • Economies of Scale
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2009, 08:59:23 AM »
We were playing a DG game a few years back where we raided a cultist church and somehow got transported to an alien craft. My FBI DG-friendly was mowing cultists and alien creatures down with a shotgun with dragon fire rounds, and losing massive sanity as he did so, with five out of my first seven or so rolls being in the ought-one to ought-nine range. There were body parts everywhere. (At close range, a shotgun in CoC does 6d6 or 8d6, I forget which, on a character that has usually 12-14 HPs.)

By the time we got transported to the ship my character was temporarily crazed and I was playing him like he had more of a hair-trigger than he did. At this point, Jason's character gets taken over by one of the aliens and shoots my character in the back at point blank range with a 9mm. The 9mm barely does damage because of my body armor and I swing the shotgun, with again dragon fire rounds, on him and say, "You son of a bitch."

And roll a double-ought. The shotgun explodes as it jams killing my character instantly and mortally wounding Jason's. The damage done to Jason was enough to break his trance, but the other character abandoned him as they fled back out the portal.
"Something smart so that I can impress people I don't know." - Some Author I've Not Read

codered

  • I dream in graph paper lines
  • ****
  • Posts: 289
  • Don't Hate!!!
    • View Profile
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2009, 11:42:46 AM »
eh you can always rez me later.....
Hey you....You look suspicious.....
This looks like it will be fun....
I call those guys....
Kenders Rock

dragonshaos

  • I am worth 100 points in GURPS...ladies
  • ***
  • Posts: 194
  • Amateur DM
    • View Profile
    • Myspace
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2009, 12:38:03 PM »
  • I'll sacrifice myself for the greater good.  That and I gotta pee so make it a quick and painless death!
  • I attack the *monster*!  Oh i rolled a 3, that means I mi- what?  -7 health?  Fuck you! 
  • I'm gonna fuck up these zombies like I did your mom!
  • As long we stay quiet, they won't see us.

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

rayner23

  • President of the Apparatus of Kwalish fan club
  • *****
  • Posts: 1306
  • Machine. Unexpectantly, I invented a time
    • View Profile
    • Paladin Curse Blog
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2009, 02:22:51 PM »
"Guys, don't worry about it. I've got hepatitus C and I have nothing to live for."
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

Tadanori Oyama

  • Extreme XP CEO
  • *******
  • Posts: 3897
  • The Full Time GM
    • View Profile
    • Full Time GM
Re: Famous Last Words
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2009, 02:53:14 PM »
"Come, on. Seriously, what're the odds of that happening?"

"I can take an Opportunity Attack, no problem."