I had a strange half dream. (I was dozing off at my computer last night so I was like half awake.)
Frank Cooper from Accounting was the demon inside a new super villain named The Bureaucrat. He held everyone in a bank hostage, not for money but to force the Bank manager to approve 0% interest home loans for everyone in the bank, even people who weren't there to get loans.
I don't know why he was doing this but apparently playing Payday 2 and listening to No Soul Left Behind are a weird combination.
"Surala, what was the plan here again?"
"The loans get approved, all these people buy homes they can't afford for cheap, the property values around those homes drop *just* a little, and then the owners sell before the bottom drops out and then we buy up all the ones for sale and flip entire neighborhoods when the zero-interest people default and get evicted."
"It seems a bit... circuitous."
"One way or another we're gonna flip property through villainy. The concept works!"