Scribblenauts

[malyss]

God just summons some old dude in sandals, y'know - God. I haven't been able to make him do anything for me yet.

At least the game is realistic.

Hehehehehehe.

[rayner23]

I cast magic missile in Scribblenauts!!!!

[Dawnsteel]

It's been a week and a half since I played Scribblenauts - I lent my DS to my brother to entertain him on the ridiculously long flight to Hawaii.

I use the wand to turn people/monsters into frogs a lot, though.

[IDaMan008]

There's a level in World 9 where the prompt says, "Help the bad people get to heaven." And I thought to myself, "Why would you want to do that!?"

[Shallazar]

There's a level in World 9 where the prompt says, "Help the bad people get to heaven." And I thought to myself, "Why would you want to do that!?"

To get the starite? Which, you are convinced is a good thing to do.

[Dawnsteel]

I forget the level ID, but it's an action level, in world 4 or 5 I think, and the hint reads simply, "Good luck with that."

It is not often that I laugh aloud at a DS game.

[malyss]

I don't know who enjoys the game more - me or my 5 and 7 year olds.

It is interesting to see what they think is a good idea versus what I think is a good idea...

[ZEKE]

Pretty much every problem I've solved boils down to some combination of jetpack+hot air balloon+trebuchet+rope+minotaur+cricket bat. 

I love this game. 

[IDaMan008]

A friend of mine showed me a neat trick today. If you create a piece of toast and top it with tape or glue, then create a cat, have Maxwell pick up the toast and "USE" it on the cat, a black hole will appear. It does this because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands buttered side down.

[rayner23]

A friend of mine showed me a neat trick today. If you create a piece of toast and top it with tape or glue, then create a cat, have Maxwell pick up the toast and "USE" it on the cat, a black hole will appear. It does this because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands buttered side down.

I didn't realize that! That is fucking amazing!

[Boyos]

Of all the things that you have posted about this game i think I now have a reason to want to play it for the sole reason of the butterd toast and cat!

[ZEKE]

A friend of mine showed me a neat trick today. If you create a piece of toast and top it with tape or glue, then create a cat, have Maxwell pick up the toast and "USE" it on the cat, a black hole will appear. It does this because cats always land on their feet and toast always lands buttered side down.

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Antigravitatory_cats

Murphy's law application for antigravitatory cats. 

God bless these guys for reading Uncyclopedia. 

[Setherick]

These sorts of things are a result of frenzied cram sessions for Advanced Calc and Physics finals. I know this because I once came up with a word problem that required a person to figure out how much force it would take to pull a monkey up to the top of a building if the monkey was climbing the rope and simultaneously pissing and thus losing weight. You can solve the problem in using multiderivatives if, and only if, the monkey is pissing perpendicular to the rope. If not, you have to account for the angel and force of the monkey's urine stream and whether that is pushing him away from the building or toward it.

I wonder if I still have the notebook that has the equation in it.

[malyss]

These sorts of things are a result of frenzied cram sessions for Advanced Calc and Physics finals. I know this because I once came up with a word problem that required a person to figure out how much force it would take to pull a monkey up to the top of a building if the monkey was climbing the rope and simultaneously pissing and thus losing weight. You can solve the problem in using multiderivatives if, and only if, the monkey is pissing perpendicular to the rope. If not, you have to account for the angel and force of the monkey's urine stream and whether that is pushing him away from the building or toward it.

I wonder if I still have the notebook that has the equation in it.

Why is everything always about monkeys?

[IDaMan008]

These sorts of things are a result of frenzied cram sessions for Advanced Calc and Physics finals. I know this because I once came up with a word problem that required a person to figure out how much force it would take to pull a monkey up to the top of a building if the monkey was climbing the rope and simultaneously pissing and thus losing weight. You can solve the problem in using multiderivatives if, and only if, the monkey is pissing perpendicular to the rope. If not, you have to account for the angel and force of the monkey's urine stream and whether that is pushing him away from the building or toward it.

I wonder if I still have the notebook that has the equation in it.

Why is everything always about monkeys?

It's one of the basic laws of physics:

The hilarity of a math problem is directly proportional to its association with monkeys.