DORF FORT

[Kroack]

destroy it. If bridges are still atom smashers in this version the best way to get rid of excess stone is to obliterate it. Otherwise, you will eventually suffer lag death.

You can't simply remove matter from existance! It'll change the gravitational constant of the univer*

I know, every time I obliterate anything (stone, cats, migrants) with my bridges, I know that matter is used to make Armok's bloody beard a little bit longer and a whee bit bloodier.

[Mckma]

[clockworkjoe]

that image is too small to read

[crash2455]

The box in each image says "FUN"

[clockworkjoe]

http://www.timdenee.com/oilfurnace/

[crash2455]

This is the first story I've seen from the new version.  Glad to see that it still hasn't lost its madness.

[soapbox]
I'm also glad to see that the next version will actually have some performance improvements (not too many, but it's a start).  I'd like to be able to play this game for extended periods without the help of the Cray Corporation.  It still makes me sad that improved UI and multithreading are voted below making dwarves poop.
[/soapbox]

[Boyos]

That was a great story! Nothing better then an axe wielding zombie hunter dwarf! And seriously! If dwarfs could poop Just think of the Madness!!!!

[crash2455]

Just remember that everyone poops.  Imagine what'll happen in a catsplosion when cats can do it too.  There is not a litterbox big enough to save you.

[Flawless P]

I have attempted to learn this game a few times and my only real gripe is that I feel like im going blind at the sheer amount of content on screen at one time. I dunno if this would violate the spirit of the game but making everything onscreen 1 and 1/2 times bigger and using some SNES era sprites would make this game alot more accessible I think.

[crash2455]

I have attempted to learn this game a few times and my only real gripe is that I feel like im going blind at the sheer amount of content on screen at one time. I dunno if this would violate the spirit of the game but making everything onscreen 1 and 1/2 times bigger and using some SNES era sprites would make this game alot more accessible I think.

I believe this is what you're looking for.

If that's not enough, here's Stonesense, a realtime 3d visualizer for current versions.
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=43260.0

[Kroack]

i  don't want there to ever be vanilla graphics.

fan made graphics are fine for the weak ones amongst us.

to be a df player you must appreciate the difference between the letter D and the letter D.

[Flawless P]

i  don't want there to ever be vanilla graphics.

fan made graphics are fine for the weak ones amongst us.

to be a df player you must appreciate the difference between the letter D and the letter D.

I feel inclined to make some kind of comment to bait you into making a 1000th post and then congratulating you on it.

[Kroack]

Lets take comic books seriously guys!

my 1000 is about comic books and silly people who think that they can translate morality issues in comics into real life.

But it was posted in the most holiest of threads: the Cody Fan Club.

[crash2455]

I think you mixed these posts up.

[Kroack]

toady has implemented night creatures that function similar to vampires and such in the game for the next update.