Chatting with whores

[rayner23]

As loyal listeners of RPPR's New World Campaign know, I really want to play a game of D&D with a hooker. Okay, so I don't really, but I think it would be funny to see if I can get a hooker to agree to game with us.

So, guess what I've been doing . . .

I went to Craigslist to see if I could find some whores who would even be willing to discuss the matter. So far, I've sent out numerous e-mails with no response, but I have chatted with a whore named Tina Summers on this matter. Here is our chat log:

me: quick question and this may sound a little weird, but bare with me

me: k?

tina summers: 1 question

me: my friends and I are playing Dungeons and Dragons and I was wondering if you would play with us if we paid you. No sex at all!! Just playing D&D. That's it. Would you do that?

tina summers: no

me: may I ask why not or is that my only question?

tina summers: i dont play and i dont wanna

me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

me: btw, you are totally hawt


Give it a shot and see if you can do any better.

[mrlr]

I think Cody is just justifying his desire to talk with whores.

[rayner23]

Two birds? Meet my one stone.

[Kroack]

me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

Lying is the only way to get what you want. Everyone knows women aren't actually people.

[Order66]

lol it like i wana play D&D so bad but i have no one to play with (light bulb over head)prostitute

[Maze]

You forgot to casually mention the after-game cocaine.

[Setherick]

lol it like i wana play D&D so bad but i have no one to play with (light bulb over head)prostitute

See, this would be a really good rip if you had only take the time to type it out using punctuation.

[robotkarateman]

if you had only take the time to type it out using punctuation.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of a light-bulb-overhead-prostitute. Sounds like something from Futurama.

[beowuuf]

I wonder how much power the self-loathing and daddy issues could generate in kW/hrs

[ristarr]

I think you ought to cut the woman a break.  Playing DnD could offend her religious sensibilities. 

[JonHook]

I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.   

[Tadanori Oyama]

Two birds? Meet my one stone.

Said the testicular torsion survive to the Japanese twins.

[rayner23]

I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.   

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?

[Boyos]

I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.   

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?

Thank god for you master!

[Wooberman]

I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.   

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?

Thank god for you master!

Bless yourself Master, Bless yourself