The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Dawnsteel]

I wish my DSL connection had not disconnected for 2 1/2 days!

Granted.  Your DSL connection worked perfectly, but your creepy upstairs neighbor hijacked your wireless network and downloaded a terabyte of horse porn, rendering your connection super-slow for two and a half days.

I wish I had some cake.

[Setherick]

I wish I had some cake.

Granted, you have cake, but you've forgotten how to eat. You thus prove the maxim right that you can't have your cake and eat it too.

I wish I hadn't just made that joke and, instead, made a Marie Antoinette joke instead.

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! Unfortunately you get teleported back in time first to the time of Marie Antoinette. Too soon? Too soon? Yeah...too soon. At least you get some instantly weight loss.


I wish I'd got in first to make a 'Doctor in the cake/kiss your fiancee' joke.

[KallMeKip]

Wish granted! Unfortunately you get teleported back in time first to the time of Marie Antoinette. Too soon? Too soon? Yeah...too soon. At least you get some instantly weight loss.


I wish I'd got in first to make a 'Doctor in the cake/kiss your fiancee' joke.

Wish granted. Unfortunately you butchered it and everyone thinks less of you now. I wish I could find a part-time job.

[Setherick]

I wish I could find a part-time job.

Granted, but it's so bad, I can't even tell you what it is. Let's just say it involves a certain website that a certain evangelical just got in trouble for using.

I wish the Codex would just write it's damn self.

[Kroack]

I wish the Codex would just write it's damn self.

Granted. It calls itself the necronomicon, it wants a new cover and binding, in YOUR FLESH

I wish that the Dresden Files Character Creation process took less time.

[Setherick]

I wish that the Dresden Files Character Creation process took less time.

Granted! Incidentally, though, the game is now called Dresden Candy Land Files. And your character is a cardboard cutout.

I wish I didn't have to edit documents my wife gives me.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I didn't have to edit documents my wife gives me.

Granted, they are published as is though you are still listed as editor.

I wish I had a pair of awesome asian guys to solve my problems for me, like President Obama does.

[Arje]

Granted, but all the solutions are tentacle based

I wish this was stickied.

Granted, It is but you are talking to yourself and possibly angering Ross.

I wish there was a caffeine patch i could apply directly to my skin.

[Boyos]

Granted but in doing so it slowly rots your skin away from your bones.

I wish I could win One Million Dollers!

[Arje]

Granted, but your horrible spelling has cursed you to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao (hint look at the first sentence)


I really wish I didn't know that.

[clockworkjoe]

Granted, but your horrible spelling has cursed you to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao (hint look at the first sentence)


I really wish I didn't know that.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Granted, but your horrible spelling has cursed you to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animegao (hint look at the first sentence)


I really wish I didn't know that.

Granted, you don't really don't know that as far as normal consciousness goes, but while you are asleep, you start sleep walking and dress up like this and socialize with others just like you.

I wish baseball sized hail hadn't fucking wasted half of the Oklahoma City area today.(true story)

[Boyos]

Granted it was instead destroyed by my army of angry mask wearing big sword wielding, Japanese girls.

Now that I have an army, I wish I had the funds to support them.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Granted it was instead destroyed by my army of angry mask wearing big sword wielding, Japanese girls.

Now that I have an army, I wish I had the funds to support them.

Granted, unfortunately you have to whore yourself out to burly truck drivers to acquire said funds.

I wish I had some Taco Mayo, I'm starving.