The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Boyos]

Granted, due to my knowledge of your need taco mayo I know a bunch. of truckers willing to share some mayo by the jar full. Mmmm good.

I now wish this topic to change to kittens.

[Setherick]

I wish this was stickied.

I have the power to sticky threads, but I haven't found a reason for this one to be stickied yet, especially since it stays near the top of the subforum anyway.

I now wish this topic to change to kittens.

Granted!



I wish that I could get up 10 minutes earlier.

[Dogfish]

Granted, you wake up ten minutes earlier, then you have to wake up ten minutes earlier than that, eventually you continue to regress into nothing-ness.

I wish I had a few extra days to study before these exams.

[Boyos]

Granted, your teachers all had a sad sky-diving non-fatal accident, basicly broke there legs. When they finaly find enough subs though to fill there spots, they make a test that is nothing you coverd this year or in the past 4, its actuly mostly all about cooking and runing a restruant for some reason! GOOD LUCK!

I wish the kitten wasent so cracked out!

[beowuuf]

Wish granted!


Without drugs to keep it sharp, it's lost the upper hand. Its certain death is upon your head.


I wish I had a good kitten-based recipe, I'm hungry.

[Boyos]

Wish Granted, Take 3 small kittens tie there tails togerther. Boil alive, quickly skin perfably while alive the skin just falls off that way. Take all 3 skinned kittens and skewer, rost over an open flame for 35-45 min roating. Salt and pepper as needed mmmmm Good. makes 1-5 servings depending on the size of the kitten.

I wish I was at home.

[beowuuf]

I fail to see how my wish was corrupted - that sounds great

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

I fail to see how my wish was corrupted - that sounds great

You also contract a vicious form of explosive diarrhea.

[Dogfish]

I wish that people wouldn't waste my "Mother-fuckin' time!".

[Setherick]

I wish that people wouldn't waste my "Mother-fuckin' time!".

Granted! Your mother appreciates the fact that your wish was granted too!

I wish I had some beer in the house.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Granted!  Sadly the only beer in the house is O'douls.

I wish Red Dead Redemption online wasnt buggy as shit.

[Boyos]

Granted it runs amazing! too bad the evil people at verizon pulled out the huge sisors and cut your internet line! whahahahaha! Your internet will be back up in 3-4 weeks.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! You wish you could go home (apparently no one could corrupt that wish). Sadly, all you have to eat at home is kitten.


I wish I could get up early to do things, and yet still have lounged around in bed until the last minute too.

[ThnJonWasAZmbie]

Wish granted! You wish you could go home (apparently no one could corrupt that wish). Sadly, all you have to eat at home is kitten.


I wish I could get up early to do things, and yet still have lounged around in bed until the last minute too.

Granted, you have moved everything that you would want to do early around your bed so you wont have to get up.  Unfortunately in your laziness you gain an extra 50 pounds from never getting out of bed.

I wish that the severe weather would stop pounding the shit out of Oklahoma.  I just want a fucking break lol.

[IDaMan008]

I wish that the severe weather would stop pounding the shit out of Oklahoma.  I just want a fucking break lol.

Granted. The weather clears up over Oklahoma, and you break your pelvis in a fall from a third story window.

I wish I could afford to buy a decent tripod head.