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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #345 on: October 01, 2010, 02:53:16 PM »

Wish granted. She joins me coming back from my shoipping trip, where the warm non-rain evening turned into a flood of water.


I iwhs I didn't have to loofa the back of icemaker's dog
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #346 on: October 01, 2010, 05:39:30 PM »
Quote from: beowuuf on October 01, 2010, 02:53:16 PM

Wish granted. She joins me coming back from my shoipping trip, where the warm non-rain evening turned into a flood of water.


I iwhs I didn't have to loofa the back of icemaker's dog

Granted. You now have to loofa the back of the icemaker himself.

I wish loss-less video containers wouldn't eat up a quarter of my HD space everytime I converted a DVD into an editable file.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #347 on: October 01, 2010, 05:43:13 PM »
Done. They now take up 1/2 of your HDD instead.

I wish someone would invent and mass produce a "Holodeck" in which the computer runs the RP adventures for you.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #348 on: October 01, 2010, 06:40:25 PM »
Granted. But it is only programed to run Fatal[/].

I wish I knew what the horrible secret of pancakes is.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #349 on: October 01, 2010, 06:57:30 PM »
Quote from: BeyondSandrock on October 01, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
Granted. But it is only programed to run Fatal.

I wish I knew what the horrible secret of pancakes is.

Give me a sanity check.

I wish Firefly was still on the air.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #350 on: October 01, 2010, 07:00:24 PM »
Quote from: crash2455 on October 01, 2010, 06:57:30 PM
Quote from: BeyondSandrock on October 01, 2010, 06:40:25 PM
Granted. But it is only programed to run Fatal.

I wish I knew what the horrible secret of pancakes is.

Give me a sanity check.

I wish Firefly was still on the air.

Granted but it would be on its 10th season right now, and not even Joss Whedon can make something good for that long.

I wish I knew how to play 4th Ed.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #351 on: October 01, 2010, 07:31:40 PM »
Granted, Your newfound rules lawyering alienates everyone you try to play with.

I wish my wife hadn't forced us to call a break to playing pnp rpgs
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #352 on: October 01, 2010, 10:52:31 PM »
Quote from: Wooberman on October 01, 2010, 07:31:40 PM
Granted, Your newfound rules lawyering alienates everyone you try to play with.

I wish my wife hadn't forced us to call a break to playing pnp rpgs


Granted. She doesn't have a to adhear to the break.

I wish I made more money.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #353 on: October 01, 2010, 11:00:08 PM »
Quote from: Flawless P on October 01, 2010, 10:52:31 PM

I wish I made more money.

Granted, but you get accustomed to making more money so you change your lifestyle and suddenly you find yourself living well beyond your means again. Congratulations, wasn't it easier paying off a few credit cards instead of a boat and house?

I wish I could maintain my 750 words a day writing schedule easier.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #354 on: October 02, 2010, 01:46:54 AM »

Wish granted. You gained points in Pancake Mythos and now type 2000 words per day about the cosmology of the pancake gods. From your lovely padded cell.


I wish I had not agreed to supervise overtime at work today.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #355 on: October 02, 2010, 09:26:32 PM »
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I wish I had not agreed to supervise overtime at work today.

Granted.  The employees, unsupervised, escape their confines and flee, never to return.  You get to finish their tasks, and are fitted with a ball-and-chain to keep YOU from running off, too.


I wish my wife would stop napping.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #356 on: October 05, 2010, 07:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Dawnsteel on October 02, 2010, 09:26:32 PM
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I wish I had not agreed to supervise overtime at work today.

Granted.  The employees, unsupervised, escape their confines and flee, never to return.  You get to finish their tasks, and are fitted with a ball-and-chain to keep YOU from running off, too.


I wish my wife would stop napping.

Granted, however you can't seem to get her to go to bed, she no longer needs sleep at all and is soon forcing you to stay up as long as you can to keep her company while she is bored out of her mind.

I wish my in-bookcase(think in-box but MUCH larger and full of medical files) would spontaneously catch fire.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #357 on: October 05, 2010, 08:49:35 PM »
Quote from: Flawless P on October 05, 2010, 07:49:14 PM

I wish my in-bookcase(think in-box but MUCH larger and full of medical files) would spontaneously catch fire.


Success! The bookcase bursts into flame. Unfortunately, you have no fire extinguisher. Make a DEX x2 check to see if you escape before the sudden fire kills you.

I wish this three-week-long cold would end.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #358 on: October 06, 2010, 02:41:38 PM »
Rolling 1d100:
(58): Total = 58


Dex x2 for me is like 20% chance...

Granted, you are cleasned of all germs, even the ones necessary for survival.

I wish I could have a monthly running Indy comic based on super heroes of my design.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #359 on: October 07, 2010, 06:56:53 AM »
Granted, it's widely thought of as the worst comic ever made, even amongst the indy/deviant art lot. Perhaps your shouldn't of used stick figures?

I wish I had the ability to condense time, get all my work done without the wasted time of distractions. If that could be turned into simply navigating youtube with my brain i'd be happy.
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