The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Review Cultist]

I wish I could purchase print copies of digital only games at my local game store.

granted, You get a copy of the games code in book format.

I wish I had the remainder of Ross and Caleb's Coop let's play for dead space 3.

[Leviathan]

I wish I had the remainder of Ross and Caleb's Coop let's play for dead space 3.

Granted, but the audio is corrupted.

I wish I could afford a new monitor.

[Dawnsteel]

I wish I could afford a new monitor.

Granted. You'll find a reproduction of an underpowered, top-heavy, U.S. ironclad in your garage. Well, in the spot your garage used to be.

I wish for more wishes!

[clockworkjoe]

I wish I could afford a new monitor.

Granted. You'll find a reproduction of an underpowered, top-heavy, U.S. ironclad in your garage. Well, in the spot your garage used to be.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, you get all the other wishes from this thread. At once.

I wish I could write 10,000 words a day of the material I want to write.

[edwardian_adventurer]

I wish I could write 10,000 words a day of the material I want to write.

Granted. From your newly-acquired padded cell you write "Cthulhu" 5000 times and "fhtagn" 5000 times using your feces.

I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.

[Capitalocracy]

I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.

Granted. Hope you weren't attached to that job.

I wish my work paid a living wage plus the cost of gaming stuff.

[Leviathan]

I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.

Granted. Hope you weren't attached to that job.

I wish my work paid a living wage plus the cost of gaming stuff.

Granted. I hope you like being the icon of Dorito-gate II.

I wish I could get my friends to try play-testing my series of adventures for CoC.

[Boyos]

Granted but the play test went so well your players went completly insane and you and your players are sent to the funny home for the next 20 years.

I wish my blood bowl team could win a damn game! There 0-3-0!

[clockworkjoe]

Granted but the play test went so well your players went completly insane and you and your players are sent to the funny home for the next 20 years.

I wish my blood bowl team could win a damn game! There 0-3-0!

Granted. They win a game. After the season, they are 1-15-0.

I wish I could write for Marvel Comics.

[Gorkamorka]

Done.
You get to. Write for Hovard the Duck.

I wish I could do Parcour.

[Wooberman]

Congratulations, you can although you are now restricted to waist high walls and will always catch your ankle on those damned corners.

I wish I could write my essays in my sleep so I can actually have a break at work.

[Froggycleric]

Granted, you now scrawl out at least two essay's a night on the floors and/or walls of your home using mayo.
I wish I was able to retire.

[Setherick]

Granted, you now scrawl out at least two essay's a night on the floors and/or walls of your home using mayo.
I wish I was able to retire.

Due to a syntactical mistake on a form your legs have been replaced by all terrains. They need to be rotated every 10,000 miles and replace every 25.

I wish that I didn't have the cold that Tad gifted me above.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish I was able to retire.

Granted; you awaken and find yourself to be 90 years old and may legally retire.

I wish that I didn't have the cold that Tad gifted me above.

After all the work I put into it! How dare you?!

Granted; you regift the cold to your entire work environment. It becomes unofficial policy to leave a small pyramid of balled up kleenex just outside your door.

Addition- Oops, forgot to have a wish:

I wish could get the playest rules for Demon: The .

[clockworkjoe]

Done.
You get to. Write for Hovard the Duck.

I wish I could do Parcour.

I get to create a new character named Hovard the Duck? Score! I think I won this contest