me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second
lol it like i wana play D&D so bad but i have no one to play with (light bulb over head)prostitute
if you had only take the time to type it out using punctuation.
Two birds? Meet my one stone.
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work. ???
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work. ???
She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work. ???
She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?
Thank god for you master!
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I can't wait for that Actual Play.
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"
Why does the announcer voice sound like Troy McClure to my?...
I can't wait for that Actual Play.
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"
LOL! I just read that with Ross' announcer voice in my head!
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.
On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.
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I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.
On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.
On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.
I actually chatted with a whore today who was willing to game with us, but she requires $150 (a $50 discount due to no sex!). Also, we have to go through age verification which means we have to give out a credit card number which I am not wanting to do. Call me paranoid, but I just don't trust anyone.
On the plus side, she was willing to play a half-elf druid if I would roll it up for her.
So is the whore we're speaking of one of the species inhabiting Commercial Street, or have those all gone extinct by this point in time?
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?
Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?
You nailed it. Porn sites that ask for CCs as a way of verifying age are scams.
And that's why I only go for free porn.Wait a second, how does you giving your credit card can help in a age verification? I don't know about the states, but my credit card doesn't give my age and my bank covering it isn't allowed to disclose that information. What can she possibly do with your credit card beside scam you?You nailed it. Porn sites that ask for CCs as a way of verifying age are scams.
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"
"Hi, this is Ross Peyton with Roleplaying Public Radio. Joining me today are Cody, Dan, Bill, Tom, and Cyndi the Prostitute!"
You forgot the customary "Alright", before he starts that up.
I hate to say it, but playing with porn stars is way cooler than playing with whores.
I hate to say it, but playing with porn stars is way cooler than playing with whores.
No way. I disbelieve. I've got 2hd that say whores > pornstars.
Pornstars are only acting, with whores there is absolutely no acting involved.
Would you play with a tranny whore?
I like to think I'm a fairly progressive guy, but trannies creep me out.
me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second
me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second
Is it weird that I heard a voice that sounded a lot like Ross Payton ask for a bluff check with a -6 penalty when I read that?
We got to get a whole list of slogans, have Ross read them in his announcer voice, and then gift them to Tom a birthday present.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!We got to get a whole list of slogans, have Ross read them in his announcer voice, and then gift them to Tom a birthday present.
Tom is immortal, he existed before time began.
I'm SO TIRED of topics being derailed on these boards!!!!!
Can't we just get back to talking about whores?!
Its sad that even if you pay somone you cant convince them to be the healer.
You know, I bet you could convince a gigolo to play, Most guys like playing RPGS.
I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.
I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.
I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.
I know some man whores but no giggolos.
Some confusion has arisen concerning nomenclature, allow me to explain:
Most people decide that they want to have sex with you before having sex with you
Whores decide they don't want to have sex with you before having sex with you,
Porn performers decide whether they want to have sex with you while having sex with you.
Just saw a new post on the dnd with pornstars blog (http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/?zx=dcc9a3f0844dfa42 (http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/?zx=dcc9a3f0844dfa42)) that may be pertinent to the conversation:Some confusion has arisen concerning nomenclature, allow me to explain:
Most people decide that they want to have sex with you before having sex with you
Whores decide they don't want to have sex with you before having sex with you,
Porn performers decide whether they want to have sex with you while having sex with you.
What about just paying SOMEONE, not a whore perse, but someone who normally would not play. A DnD whore, they only play DnD for money, like some obviously slutty chick or something. Do they have to be a professional whore?
What about just paying SOMEONE, not a whore perse, but someone who normally would not play. A DnD whore, they only play DnD for money, like some obviously slutty chick or something. Do they have to be a professional whore?
Hmmm... in my college days, my gaming group definitely was able to draw people in with free pizza, etc. Not sure if they wouldn't have played eventually, but the freebies were the lure. Definitely not slutty chicks in that bunch though.
I kind of want the whore to be professional just to add to the authenticity of it all.
No no no. If you are a professional you get lots of pussy. That's the TW lesson.
*Cut to Camera #3, Anchor turns head 60° right*
In related news, the makers of Playing D&D With Pornstars, in association with The Escapist, bring you their further adventures, vlogged:
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Sources close to the creators have stated the second episode is set to be much improved, and at least a little fucking coherent, dammit.
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as long as its not dragon syphilis or vorpral gangrene, they will be happy.
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.
Holy shit. Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid? Last I saw those two they were in a shower together.
DING DING DING, somone watches his porn! haha! Mandy morbids blog is depressing! but great shots on there.