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Stranger: hi
You: I NEED HELP!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i brazilian?
You: I have a very rare form of dracon-lues and can't stop scratching my inner thighs
You: I've been scratching for almost 7 minutes and can't stop until you type something but I can't tell you what it is...
Stranger: lol
You: actually no...
You: not lol
You: please help?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: might I remind you, not lol
Stranger: kkkk
You: name type of amphibian
Stranger: vc me faz rir
You: crap I'm starting to bleed a little
Stranger: amphibian
Stranger: ?
You: "ribbit" kinda like a grippli but a lot less humonoid
You: humanoid*
Stranger: ok
Stranger: nossa cara tu é muito doido
Stranger: crazi
You: grr.... what says "ribbit"?
Stranger: coelho neh
Stranger: sei
Stranger: fale me mais dessa coceira
You: shut your cockholster and help me, dammit, I'm in pain from the dracon lues!
Stranger: help yes
You: what says ribbit?
Stranger: 1 minute
Stranger: crazy
You: i don't think you understand.
You: I have dragon syphilis and can't stop scratching until you type what I need you to type, sir/madam/gender neutral cyborg.
You: name an animal like a toad, please now.
Stranger: not espeak inglish
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: vc é muito doido kkk
Stranger: chora no buneco
Stranger: oi que sucesse
Stranger: que gracinha
Stranger: chupaa
Stranger: Brazil >>>>>Obama
You: gimme a second to stop the bleeding. BRB
Stranger: gimme a second to stop the bleeding.
Stranger: god sex ?
You: rã pouquinho in english?
Stranger: kkkkkkk
Stranger: vc é muito doido cara sangramento sifilis dragão kkkk
Stranger: de onde tu tirou isso ?
You: sapo?
Stranger: é pow sapo
Stranger: é nois
Stranger: you woman?
Stranger: coceira nas coxas kkkk
You: please translate sapo buceta to english to stop my suffering, yes I am a woman if it means you'll quit dicking about and say it!
Stranger: dick king?
You: sapo?
Stranger: sapo em inglish? como é vc quer saber?
You: in english
Stranger: vou ver aki 1 minute
You: yes yes, very well, my little pop tart.
Stranger: pop tart azedo?
Stranger: sapo english = toad
You: or?
Stranger: frog or paddock?
Stranger: paddock?
Stranger: frog?
You: YES
You: YES
Stranger: lol
You: now translate pouquinho or buceta
Stranger: little pussy
Stranger: pussy?
Stranger: pussy = buceta
You: another word for pussy
Stranger: tem orkut
Stranger: bichano
Stranger: piriquita = buceta = pussy
You: another name for pussy
Stranger: piriquita = buceta = xereca = vagina = perereca
You:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/Stranger: it is virus?
You: no, it's the word I need you to say
You: who would say yes to that anyway, champ?
You: I like it when the red water comes out (still scratching here)
Stranger: 1 minute
Stranger: i look
Stranger: why do you want me to vote
You: no, don't vote, what's the name of the movie?
Stranger: Unscrupulous boxing promoters, violent bookmakers, a Russian gangster, incompetent amateur robbers, and supposedly Jewish jewelers fight to track down a priceless stolen diamond.
You: movie name?
You: ciname nome
Stranger: Snatch?
You: YES!!!
You: now say the words together
You: please!!!
Stranger: 1 minute
Stranger: but do not understand and give
You: sapo + cinema nome ==
Stranger:
word which joins
Stranger: sapo cinema nome?
You: say the two words together to help me! I don't want to die
Stranger: frog movie name
You: grrr... try again
Stranger: frog name the movie?
You: sapo +
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0208092/Stranger: frogSnatch.?
You: YES!!!!
You: YES
You: SI
You: YES!!!!!! For The Win lol :3!!!!
You: say it again!!!!
Stranger: and now the itching stopped?
You: yes I
You: I'm cured of the dragon syphilis!!!
You: And I'm a man again!
Stranger: kkkkkkkk
You: Now I need a cigarette and a blowjob
Stranger: you crazy?
Stranger: blowjob
?
Stranger: for a blowjob?
Stranger: broche = blowjob
Stranger: ?
Stranger: scratching his anus
Stranger: This scratching your ass
Stranger: suck pussy?
You: GAME OVER
Stranger: kkkk
Stranger: you very crazy
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lololololololo
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