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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #120 on: June 21, 2011, 03:12:39 PM »
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #121 on: June 28, 2011, 03:18:06 AM »
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #122 on: July 16, 2011, 04:00:04 PM »
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #123 on: July 17, 2011, 01:08:06 PM »
I'm glad they finally stopped holding back on the Slendermans.  I have more hope for Season 2.

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #124 on: July 31, 2011, 01:52:31 AM »
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #125 on: August 08, 2011, 02:14:32 PM »
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #126 on: August 12, 2011, 09:27:43 PM »
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Also, why the expletive do the marble hornets people still fucking go into wooded forest areas fucking alone. What is wrong with them? It has been repeatedly demonstrated time and time again that nothing but horrible depraved and sanity blasting evil and ill tidings will make them ever regret stepping foot in a fucking forest. Yet they still do it all the fucking time! By now they should be dead ten times over. Fuck.

Same with all the other slendy series. THEY ARE ALL COMPELLED TO GO INTO THE TREES. COMPELLED LURED WHERE THE BOUGHS CAN REACH INTO THEM AND PLUCK THEIR STILL SQUIRMING SOULS RIGHT OUT OF THEIR RAPIDLY COOLING BODIES. Ø
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #127 on: August 13, 2011, 11:47:13 AM »
Also, why the expletive do the marble hornets people still fucking go into wooded forest areas fucking alone. What is wrong with them? It has been repeatedly demonstrated time and time again that nothing but horrible depraved and sanity blasting evil and ill tidings will make them ever regret stepping foot in a fucking forest. Yet they still do it all the fucking time! By now they should be dead ten times over. Fuck.

Same with all the other slendy series. THEY ARE ALL COMPELLED TO GO INTO THE TREES. COMPELLED LURED WHERE THE BOUGHS CAN REACH INTO THEM AND PLUCK THEIR STILL SQUIRMING SOULS RIGHT OUT OF THEIR RAPIDLY COOLING BODIES. Ø

They're horror movie protagonists.  They're constantly compelled to go to scary places at night with no protection and telling no one.  They will ALWAYS open that door regardless of how incredibly stupid it is.

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #128 on: August 13, 2011, 09:39:19 PM »
I'm going to go to all these incredibly secluded places alone and at night without telling anyone where I'm going except for an unreliable friend of mine who many not even be a friend at all.

Also I'm traveling across America without knowing the fuck where I am.

It's like these guys have a fetish for slenderman tentacle rape

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #129 on: August 14, 2011, 07:29:34 PM »
Well, that slender-rape fetish is getting a third and final season.


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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #130 on: August 15, 2011, 12:31:06 AM »
i'll be very happy if they do explain this shit.

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #131 on: August 15, 2011, 08:27:20 PM »
I liked the marble hornets better when it was simpler. For some reason I feel that it has lost some of its magic.

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #132 on: August 15, 2011, 10:57:07 PM »
I feel  a lot like I'm watching Season 3 of Lost all over again.

"Hey, you know what'd be great? If we introduced a whole bunch of random shit that we don't explain. It would totally work. People would be so hooked."

The past three episodes have been so bad I wish I hadn't watched them. Hell, there might have been one good episode in the most recent series.
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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #133 on: August 17, 2011, 01:06:13 AM »
I feel  a lot like I'm watching Season 3 of Lost all over again.

"Hey, you know what'd be great? If we introduced a whole bunch of random shit that we don't explain. It would totally work. People would be so hooked."

The past three episodes have been so bad I wish I hadn't watched them. Hell, there might have been one good episode in the most recent series.

I agree that this would have been better ended if they stopped at the end of Season 1.  That was only that really interesting Cloverfield lack of information.

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Re: The Official Marble Hornets Thread
« Reply #134 on: August 18, 2011, 08:12:19 PM »
Should have just ended it with a satisfactory conclusion. All the new episodes with the characters talking to each other just seem wrong. It was better when it was silent, isolated, and freaky. With the only mystery being Slendy and I guess the mask guy. Who they still havn't fuckign explained!

Fucking purgatory. GODAMNIT.