This Kickstarter thing is not fair
at all! I installed Steam of my own free will; at least when it comes knocked, crack dealer-like, upon my monitor, I know what I signed up for.
But you, Caleb! You came storming in with your brilliance and your Kickstarters without so much as a By your leave. I love you for it, you mad bastard, but I was going to use that money for things. Important things, like... things! And stuff. And... ah, the hell with it. Here, take the money, do
anything.