Author Topic: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL  (Read 480995 times)

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #255 on: September 26, 2009, 10:14:04 PM »
Hairy Fapper (100/2400)

"I'll accept your dungeon resetting quest."

Hairy Fapper strides confidently out of the inn, past the crazed dwarf in the wheelchair speeding toward the human carrying a bottle, ignoring the skaven with his greasy whiskers, and directly to the portal of hell.

"Now where in the . . . " Hairy stops himself from saying "hell" thinking this might sound like an invocation so close to the portal that bears its name " . . . is that lever."

Lever Search Check
Rolling 1d20:
(10): Total = 10
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #256 on: September 26, 2009, 10:28:37 PM »
Atilla Redcap

Atilla shouts, "STOP CALLING ME RICK AVILES! I AM THE GREAT HERO OF THE SKAVEN ATILLA REDCAP!" He then lets out a loud Squeak! "Stand down and give me the poison your trying to use on my people!" Brandishes his axe in a menacing manner!

Intimidate

Rolling 1d20:
(20): Total = 20

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #257 on: September 26, 2009, 10:38:18 PM »
time to get in on the fun

STR
Rolling 3d6:
(1+1+4): Total = 6


DEX
Rolling 3d6:
(5+4+3): Total = 12


CON
Rolling 3d6:
(6+1+3): Total = 10


INT
Rolling 3d6:
(4+4+3): Total = 11


WIS
Rolling 3d6:
(5+6+1): Total = 12


CHA
Rolling 3d6:
(3+6+5): Total = 14

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #258 on: September 26, 2009, 10:40:38 PM »
Ahren the Elf

Ahren comes into town, determined to find someone to ask about the portal to hell that has existed since he was born, but his parents refuse to mention it.

Finding people check
Rolling 1d20:
(13): Total = 13

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #259 on: September 27, 2009, 12:13:26 AM »
Str- 6 (-2)
Dex- 12 (+1)
Con- 10 (0)
Int- 11 (0)
Wis- 12 (+1)
Cha- 14 (+2)

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #260 on: September 27, 2009, 09:30:55 AM »
Pakos
Pakos attemps to dash, once again, to the passage east.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #261 on: September 27, 2009, 09:52:08 AM »
Shakespeare is pretty fucking intimidated. He hands over the poison.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #262 on: September 27, 2009, 10:57:02 AM »
Atilla Redcap

Atilla cleanches onto the posion and grabs the handels of the wheel chair Elsie is in. "Come, Come, Come! I Atilla Redcap thank you for helping me and my people Come meet my master!" Starts to push Elsie back behind the inn. "My master is a powerfull Rat that might be able to help your cause!"

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #263 on: September 27, 2009, 01:54:58 PM »
Elsie

"Yes Sir Recap take me to to this King, I am sure we will have much to discuss. And as for helpng your people, it was my pleasure. Your kingdom wouldn't happen to have any ale would it? After all this adventuring I'm getting mighty thirsty.Redcap what should we do with this poision? We woldn't want any of the young ones to get into it by accident."
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #264 on: September 27, 2009, 03:33:30 PM »
Atilla Redcap

"Indeed, I was sent to stop the evil assain sent out to kill my masters people. He was goning to use this posion on them. So my master will know what to do with it." Atilla Sighs, "Im not sure if his kingdome has ale but it is behind the inn so we can stop there after we speek with the master!" Atilla lets out a squeek of joy!

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #265 on: September 27, 2009, 04:09:13 PM »
Pakos makes another run for the passage and again his sudden movement draws the attention of a giant frog. It lashes out with its tongue

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(16): Total = 16

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #266 on: September 27, 2009, 04:10:09 PM »
Pakos is ensnared yet again and has 2 attacks to free himself. He needs a 13 or better to cut the frog's tongue or he will be eaten.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #267 on: September 27, 2009, 04:21:39 PM »
I assume the redcap group is going to the rat behind the stables?

If so, they see a big ass rat. It has a crown. It squeaks some commands that Redcap translates. "The rat king wants retribution. Kill the merchant garth and any who get in your way."


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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #268 on: September 27, 2009, 04:36:36 PM »
Atilla Redcap

Atilla translates the message to Elsie. "Master says that we must kill the vile monster Merchant Garth! He is the one responsable for these attacks and we must not let him continue with them." Atilla tucks the rat posion into his coat pocket knowing what he must do. Atilla turns to his master. "Master can you help young Elsie as you have I? Im sure she will be more willing to help our cause if she was able to walk again!"


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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #269 on: September 27, 2009, 04:47:39 PM »
the rat king produces more magical green cheese for Elsie to eat.