OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,001/140,000

Atilla walks up to the door of the inn and knocks, "Hello, anyone left in there, the coast is clear take down the barricade."

diplomacy

Rolling 1d20:

(5): Total = 5

[ugnis13]

Percival

Percival walks up and tries to lay on hands on Shakespeare. if he even can do that yet

"good work team"

Percival then sets off to travel seven...whatever the fucks, to reach the dragon. getting food, water, and a porno mag.

[clockworkjoe]

Percival heals Shakespeare!

Shakespeare has 1/1 hit points.

Redcap hears a voice from the inn "We'll wait for you adventurers to leave. Seems safer."

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,001/140,000

Atilla walks away from the inn and heads back to the ally behind the inn, too meet his master, "Master it goes well, I have become stronger im just waiting to get inside the inn and the merchent will be yours. do you know of any way into the inn?"

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper

Hairy throws the two wands of Cure Light Wounds onto the ground saying, "Anyone here a cleric? Can anyone uses these worthless things."

Hairy then shakes his fist in the direction of the DM.

[ugnis13]

Percival turns around in hopes of getting some better shit from the Hairy Fapper. Percival likes free stuff.

[clockworkjoe]

The rat king squeaks "now is the time of the revolution! Storm the Inn and kill everyone inside it!" The rat king is foaming at the mouth.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Crap!

Shakespeare bleeds in a method which hopefully conveys he would be graetful for some healing.

[Maze]

Where is my harpist?

[clockworkjoe]

Harper the harpist is lurking near the stables. He sees everything that is going on in the village.

Only the skaven can understand the rat king's squeaking.

[ArtfulShrapnel]

Murkin

"Noble countrymen, those of you who still stand are clearly strong and brave. If you still wish to reclaim the soul of your fallen king, come with myself and Knight Percival, and we will see you armed and fed on the journey."

Diplomacy to get the scared and wussy villagers to come with me. Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

Follows Percival's lead, going by the Blacksmith who was certainly once a great adventurer. "Goodly blacksmith, who was certainly not afraid of of such lowly bandits. Do you happen to have a strong sword, a several knives weighted for throwing, and a suit of leather armor that might fit one such as myself?"

"Also, if you have the supplies, please equip each of these noble countrymen who journey with with a sword, knife or axe at their preference. I shall of course pay you on their behalf. And should we come across such on our journey, I shall set aside a fine peice of metalwork as a special token for your kind service."

Diplomacy to get the Blacksmith to come out of hiding and sell him shit at a reasonable price Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[ArtfulShrapnel]

Murkin

Also buys food for himself and his adventurers on the journey. And a cloak to keep warm.

He will pay with the gems he received from his Deck of Many Things card.

[Setherick]

I assume Percival can use the wands of Cure Light Wounds that I purchased. So consider them out of my inventory and in his.

[clockworkjoe]

Percival can use the wands.

ALSO

Murkin better be specific with his purchases. When I see "I'm gonna buy some stuff" I see "I am going to buy things that will not be used in the adventure because I didn't say what they were"

[Maze]

Harper the Harpist

Harper approaches Murkin.

"I am but a humble harpist, who's only talent is to call upon the might of a hundred rat when I play my songs. I might not be able to swing a sword or shoot lightning, but I wish to lend my harp to this party, so that its beautiful music may guide our way throughout the darkest times, and that we bring our good king back on his throne."