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Chatting with whores
« on: February 24, 2010, 08:31:05 PM »
As loyal listeners of RPPR's New World Campaign know, I really want to play a game of D&D with a hooker. Okay, so I don't really, but I think it would be funny to see if I can get a hooker to agree to game with us.

So, guess what I've been doing . . .

I went to Craigslist to see if I could find some whores who would even be willing to discuss the matter. So far, I've sent out numerous e-mails with no response, but I have chatted with a whore named Tina Summers on this matter. Here is our chat log:

me: quick question and this may sound a little weird, but bare with me

me: k?

tina summers: 1 question

me: my friends and I are playing Dungeons and Dragons and I was wondering if you would play with us if we paid you. No sex at all!! Just playing D&D. That's it. Would you do that?

tina summers: no

me: may I ask why not or is that my only question?

tina summers: i dont play and i dont wanna

me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

me: btw, you are totally hawt


Give it a shot and see if you can do any better.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2010, 09:12:49 PM »
I think Cody is just justifying his desire to talk with whores.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 09:26:24 PM »
Two birds? Meet my one stone.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 11:26:44 PM »
me: we could teach you on the first and that's totally cool, I respect you as a person as a woman to the second

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 11:52:16 PM »
lol it like i wana play D&D so bad but i have no one to play with (light bulb over head)prostitute

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2010, 12:14:57 AM »
You forgot to casually mention the after-game cocaine.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2010, 12:23:23 AM »
lol it like i wana play D&D so bad but i have no one to play with (light bulb over head)prostitute

See, this would be a really good rip if you had only take the time to type it out using punctuation.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2010, 02:03:58 AM »
if you had only take the time to type it out using punctuation.

I dunno, I kinda like the idea of a light-bulb-overhead-prostitute. Sounds like something from Futurama.
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2010, 02:48:28 AM »

I wonder how much power the self-loathing and daddy issues could generate in kW/hrs

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #9 on: February 25, 2010, 08:54:20 AM »
I think you ought to cut the woman a break.  Playing DnD could offend her religious sensibilities. 

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #10 on: February 25, 2010, 09:14:41 AM »
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.    ???
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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2010, 12:02:27 PM »
Two birds? Meet my one stone.

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 06:57:10 PM »
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.    ???

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 10:34:38 PM »
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.    ???

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?

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Re: Chatting with whores
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2010, 02:52:52 AM »
I'm totally perplexed on why a super-sexy line like, "You wanna play D&D with me?" didn't work.    ???

She's a whore. I don't need to be sexy as long as I have the dolla dolla bills and what the fuck do you think my portion of the ransom is going to?

Thank god for you master!

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