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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #330 on: July 18, 2010, 07:08:34 PM »
Quote from: Kelkesh123 on July 18, 2010, 07:05:33 PM
I wish I was a pirate AND didn't contract scurvy.

Granted, you're the one pirate that did not contract scurvy before your boat crash on a desert island. You think that being the healthiest at the time of the crash would help you fend off the other cannibalistic bastards, but it doesn't.

I wish it wasn't so hot and humid so that I wouldn't soak an entire shirt when I went and ran.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #331 on: July 19, 2010, 02:39:08 AM »

Wish granted, only the front gets soaked. Also, you're now a woman.


I wish I could see the looks on people's faces when they realise the running girl they are letching over is actually Patrick.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #332 on: July 19, 2010, 02:50:42 AM »
Quote from: beowuuf on July 19, 2010, 02:39:08 AM
I wish I could see the looks on people's faces when they realise the running girl they are letching over is actually Patrick.

Granted. You are horrified to discover that they are even more turned on once they discover that it was Patrick they were lusting after.

I wish my girlfriend wasn't going to Wisconsin next week.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #333 on: July 19, 2010, 10:24:21 AM »
Granted!  She really isn't going to Wisconsin, she actually received special orders from some organization called Delta Green.  When questioned about it, she says she's sure she'll be back soon.

I wish after had my gal bladder removed last Thursday, they would've given me a refill for pain meds.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #334 on: July 21, 2010, 12:03:17 AM »
Quote from: ThnJonWasAZmbie on July 19, 2010, 10:24:21 AM
Granted!  She really isn't going to Wisconsin, she actually received special orders from some organization called Delta Green.  When questioned about it, she says she's sure she'll be back soon.

I wish after had my gal bladder removed last Thursday, they would've given me a refill for pain meds.

Granted! But they taste bad.

I want Setherick to love me  :(
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #335 on: July 21, 2010, 02:42:34 AM »

Wish granted. His wife gets very upset and cuts off every extermity she can get a hold of.


I wish Yes Minister/ Yes Prime Minister had ran for more series than it did.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #336 on: September 30, 2010, 07:52:20 PM »
Quote from: beowuuf on July 21, 2010, 02:42:34 AM

Wish granted. His wife gets very upset and cuts off every extermity she can get a hold of.


I wish Yes Minister/ Yes Prime Minister had ran for more series than it did.

Granted but you have to pay the production costs.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #337 on: October 01, 2010, 03:22:05 AM »

*cough BBC show cough TV licence cough*

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #338 on: October 01, 2010, 11:36:02 AM »
All of your wishes are granted. All of you wake up tomorrow morning and realize you're zombies and this message board, with all of it's fevered postings, is merely a dream of your previous "life" vis-a-vis Bub from the film Day Of The Dead saying "Hello Aunt Edna..."

I wish I didn't have to pay my rent today.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #339 on: October 01, 2010, 11:38:39 AM »
Quote from: beowuuf on October 01, 2010, 03:22:05 AM

*cough BBC show cough TV licence cough*



Fine... I forgot a wish of my own anyway....

Granted but it gets shot in America with a cast of former soap actors. Doing painfully bad English accents.

I wish I could get my group to do Delta Green, instead of 1920's CoC all the damn time.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #340 on: October 01, 2010, 01:44:56 PM »

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well corrupted sir.


Wish granted. The group love throwing off the 1920s trappings, because now they can have a hover fortress and take out Majestic 12 in an apocolyptic battle, with Cthulu for desert.


I wish the rain would stop so I could get my shopping without being soaked.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #341 on: October 01, 2010, 02:03:28 PM »
Quote from: beowuuf on October 01, 2010, 01:44:56 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Well corrupted sir.


Wish granted. The group love throwing off the 1920s trappings, because now they can have a hover fortress and take out Majestic 12 in an apocolyptic battle, with Cthulu for desert.


I wish the rain would stop so I could get my shopping without being soaked.

Done. The rain turns to golf-ball sized hail.

I wish politicians weren't idiots.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #342 on: October 01, 2010, 02:36:25 PM »
Quote from: Salkovich on October 01, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
I wish politicians weren't idiots.

Granted. Let's see how much you like Cats that Look Like Hitler running the country.

I wish I knew what my students meant in their online posts when they say things like "performing academic inquires means being passionate about your research."
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #343 on: October 01, 2010, 02:38:18 PM »
Quote from: Setherick on October 01, 2010, 02:36:25 PM
Quote from: Salkovich on October 01, 2010, 02:03:28 PM
I wish politicians weren't idiots.

Granted. Let's see how much you like Cats that Look Like Hitler running the country.

I wish I knew what my students meant in their online posts when they say things like "performing academic inquires means being passionate about your research."

Granted, you now understand. +15 to your Cthulu Mythos and lose 1d10 Sanity.

I wish I could stop using txt slng in my wrk emails. lol
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #344 on: October 01, 2010, 02:48:07 PM »
Granted. You now speak in text message colloquialisms.

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