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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #375 on: April 08, 2013, 08:08:13 PM »
I wish I could purchase print copies of digital only games at my local game store.

granted, You get a copy of the games code in book format.

I wish I had the remainder of Ross and Caleb's Coop let's play for dead space 3.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #376 on: April 08, 2013, 08:42:51 PM »
I wish I had the remainder of Ross and Caleb's Coop let's play for dead space 3.
Granted, but the audio is corrupted.

I wish I could afford a new monitor.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #377 on: April 08, 2013, 09:26:41 PM »
I wish I could afford a new monitor.

Granted. You'll find a reproduction of an underpowered, top-heavy, U.S. ironclad in your garage. Well, in the spot your garage used to be.

I wish for more wishes!
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #378 on: April 08, 2013, 11:12:05 PM »
I wish I could afford a new monitor.

Granted. You'll find a reproduction of an underpowered, top-heavy, U.S. ironclad in your garage. Well, in the spot your garage used to be.

I wish for more wishes!

Granted, you get all the other wishes from this thread. At once.

I wish I could write 10,000 words a day of the material I want to write.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #379 on: April 08, 2013, 11:20:03 PM »
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I wish I could write 10,000 words a day of the material I want to write.

Granted. From your newly-acquired padded cell you write "Cthulhu" 5000 times and "fhtagn" 5000 times using your feces.

I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2013, 11:23:08 PM by edwardian_adventurer »

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #380 on: April 08, 2013, 11:59:45 PM »
I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.
Granted. Hope you weren't attached to that job.

I wish my work paid a living wage plus the cost of gaming stuff.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #381 on: April 09, 2013, 02:10:04 AM »
I wish I had more time in the day to work on my novel.
Granted. Hope you weren't attached to that job.

I wish my work paid a living wage plus the cost of gaming stuff.
Granted. I hope you like being the icon of Dorito-gate II.

I wish I could get my friends to try play-testing my series of adventures for CoC.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #382 on: April 09, 2013, 02:18:54 AM »
Granted but the play test went so well your players went completly insane and you and your players are sent to the funny home for the next 20 years.

I wish my blood bowl team could win a damn game! There 0-3-0!

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #383 on: April 09, 2013, 02:30:33 AM »
Granted but the play test went so well your players went completly insane and you and your players are sent to the funny home for the next 20 years.

I wish my blood bowl team could win a damn game! There 0-3-0!

Granted. They win a game. After the season, they are 1-15-0.

I wish I could write for Marvel Comics.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #384 on: April 09, 2013, 03:09:04 AM »
Done.
You get to. Write for Hovard the Duck.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #385 on: April 09, 2013, 06:03:56 AM »
Congratulations, you can although you are now restricted to waist high walls and will always catch your ankle on those damned corners.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #386 on: April 09, 2013, 08:39:04 AM »
Granted, you now scrawl out at least two essay's a night on the floors and/or walls of your home using mayo.
I wish I was able to retire.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #387 on: April 09, 2013, 09:47:04 AM »
Granted, you now scrawl out at least two essay's a night on the floors and/or walls of your home using mayo.
I wish I was able to retire.

Due to a syntactical mistake on a form your legs have been replaced by all terrains. They need to be rotated every 10,000 miles and replace every 25.

I wish that I didn't have the cold that Tad gifted me above.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #388 on: April 09, 2013, 11:35:00 AM »
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I wish I was able to retire.

Granted; you awaken and find yourself to be 90 years old and may legally retire.


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I wish that I didn't have the cold that Tad gifted me above.

After all the work I put into it! How dare you?!

Granted; you regift the cold to your entire work environment. It becomes unofficial policy to leave a small pyramid of balled up kleenex just outside your door.

Addition- Oops, forgot to have a wish:

I wish could get the playest rules for Demon: The ???.
« Last Edit: April 09, 2013, 01:53:59 PM by Tadanori Oyama »

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #389 on: April 09, 2013, 01:43:04 PM »
Done.
You get to. Write for Hovard the Duck.

I wish I could do Parcour.

I get to create a new character named Hovard the Duck? Score! I think I won this contest  8)