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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #390 on: April 09, 2013, 03:18:22 PM »
Done.
You get to. Write for Hovard the Duck.

I wish I could do Parcour.

I get to create a new character named Hovard the Duck? Score! I think I won this contest  8)

Dam your non phonetically spelled languages.

Tad. You get to playtes a real demon. Teath, claws and everythin.

I wish i could spell.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #391 on: April 09, 2013, 03:49:24 PM »
I wish i could spell.
Granted, you can now cast spells. But they all come out wrong because all the spells in your spellbook are all misspelled.

I wish I had a D&D or Pathfinder game going.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #392 on: April 09, 2013, 04:06:17 PM »

Wish granted! It's being hosted in a retirement home. How many times can you explain the grapple rules to a 96 year old before going insane?* Also: hot granny is checking you out.

I wish I had a MAOCT game going.


*Is it just me or did Pathfinder spectacularly not make grappling any clearer? An is it just me, or is grappling an easy and epic mechanic that is impossible to explain to anyone briefly?

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #393 on: April 09, 2013, 09:35:12 PM »
Granted, you have a MaOCT game going. You get in maybe five minutes of play per session between your players trying to decipher 3.X grappling rules and ignoring the plot.

I wish I could play a session with the RPPR guys.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #394 on: April 09, 2013, 09:40:41 PM »
Granted. You get together with the RPPR guys and perform a stunning rendition of "Free Bird."

I wish all my school projects were finished.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #395 on: April 09, 2013, 09:44:42 PM »
"They are calling for Free Bird! Will you give them Free Bird?"
FUCK YES YOU GIVE THEM FREE BIRD

Granted. You get together with the RPPR guys and perform a stunning rendition of "Free Bird."

I wish all my school projects were finished.

Granted, but the circumstances render you likewise.

I wish I had a Battlemech.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #396 on: April 10, 2013, 12:08:11 AM »
Granted, enjoy this battlemech in 1:285 scale, don't lick it, it's old and made of lead.

I wish I could make Eclipse Phase characters quickly and well without using a program.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #397 on: April 10, 2013, 12:14:18 AM »
Granted, your hand flies across paper unlike any other making the choices you need to make, however it's in 2 pt size handwriting.
I wish i could speak a foreign language.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #398 on: April 10, 2013, 02:20:25 AM »
The nicest bassalisk hack ever.

Granted, a Swede acknowledges you do speak a foreign language.

I wish I could read size 2 writing.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #399 on: April 10, 2013, 03:36:24 AM »

Wish granted, you are now so tiny you can be bullied by your pet cat. Also, a small pet cat that likes to bully miniature humans will be provided to you if you cannot provide one for yourself.


I wish I could minaturise humans so I could give them to small pet cats or small children to bat around/stick in their mouth/bury in gardens.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #400 on: April 10, 2013, 06:00:28 AM »
I wish I could minaturise humans so I could give them to small pet cats or small children to bat around/stick in their mouth/bury in gardens.
Granted. Now you look like this.


I wish I could prepare for my Eclipse Phase game on Friday instead of working tomorrow.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #401 on: April 10, 2013, 06:05:51 AM »
Granted.
You are fired!

I wish I could realy grant wishes.
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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #402 on: April 10, 2013, 06:38:41 AM »
Granted, your only goal in life now is to silently wander aimlessly granting the wishes of anyone you hear start a sentence with the phrase.
I wish pokemon were real.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #403 on: April 10, 2013, 10:24:04 AM »
Granted. OH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE KIDS MAGIC MONSTERS AND MAKE THEM FIGHT INSIDE CITY LIMITS. EVEN THE THINGS THAT ARE NOT ON FIRE ARE BEING EATEN.

I wish this cat would stop bullying me.

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Re: The Corrupt A Wish Thread
« Reply #404 on: April 10, 2013, 10:37:06 AM »
Granted
You are now a female cat.  And that cat wants to do other things to you. 

I wish I was a Paladin.
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