TBD
Personality
He’s a watcher. But that doesn’t mean he sits still. He has a rash streak in him. Impulsive like a toddler, he likes to go places he shouldn’t. He likes to touch things he isn’t supposed to have. And he loves bullshit. If he can tell the truth or tell a lie and have the same outcome, he chooses to lie. The more improbable the story, the more likely he is to tell it. And he gets away with it. Violence isn’t his first solution to a problem, but he doesn’t shy away from it. That is because he finds it more satisfying to pull the wool over someone’s eyes than to just thump them. It shows he is superior where it counts – in the brains department. At least that is how he sees it.
Background
When he was a kid, he was always picked last. It wasn’t because he was bad at any activity; quite the opposite actually. He just never got noticed in a crowd. When people were engaged with him, it wasn’t a problem, but if he was just standing around, no one seemed to notice him. He didn’t mind though really. For the most part, he just wanted to be left alone. And when he really wanted to be left alone, he seemed to be. He didn’t get hounded by salespeople in stores, and bums didn’t ask him for money. He never got threatened of bullied when he was minding his own business. And on the odd occasion when he wasn’t paying attention to being left alone, he seemed to be able to talk his way out of, or into, any situation he wanted.
One day in school he decided to test his limits out a bit. He went into the girls’ locker room and just stood off to the side. He stayed in there for over an hour, saw Sally Jensen shower (wow) and then just walked out. No one noticed him. Being a little distracted with images of Sally (wow) in his head still, he ran into the Principal in the hall outside of the locker room. Busted! Or so he thought. Principal Gordon looked at him and asked him what he was doing hanging around the girls’ locker room. TBD, thinking he had been caught, decided to be funny and screw the consequences.
“I was just in there watching Sally Jensen shower, and so I was working up the courage to go back in and ask her out on a date. That’s cool isn’t it?” He said it with as much sincerity as he could muster.
Principal Gordon looked at him funnily for a moment.
“I guess that is ok. Carry on.” And then he walked away.
TBD couldn’t believe it. He had just told a ridiculous story that should have got him yanked into the Principal’s office at the very least, and he had gotten away with it. This was gold.
A couple of years later, while in college, he decided to push his limits again. There members-only club that he and a friend had wanted to see the inside of. TBD had not encountered any difficulty getting in thereon his own, but he wanted to see if he could bring a friend. They walked up to the door, where the guard stopped them. TBD went up to the guy and told him some bullshit story about how they were panty inspectors and that they had heard there were women in there that needed to be checked out. If you are going to BS, go big, was his approach. To his friend’s surprise, the guy let them in. They got stopped a couple more times while in there, and each time TBD would make up another dumb story. It seemed like no matter what he said, people believed him. Or at least they believed his intentions, which were basically ‘screw off and let us by’. His friend was stunned, but TBD made him promise to not mention it.
After he was finished college, he was really pushing the limits.
A local military base was a place that was off-limits to everyone. Since he had been getting away with it for so long, he didn’t really think he would get caught. TBD walked through the front gate and toured around, pulling his usual stunts. He even tripped an alarm at one time and talked the MPs that came to investigate out of bringing him in.
He left the base, convinced he was unstoppable!
A few days later, there was a knock at his door. The man and woman that were there came in, sat him down, and had a little chat with him. For some reason, they weren’t buying his bullshit. They told him that he was wasting his time here, and that they had something that he could be doing that was important. Or they would walk out of the apartment, and he would know for the rest of his life that he would need to look over his shoulder, because he was being watched. And if he became to difficult to watch, there were always other options.
After he had accepted, they told him how they had caught him. Despite getting away with everything in person, on camera he wasn’t as safe. So they taught him how to blend. And they taught him his limitations. Now he does what he does with a purpose, and he loves it. It was a match made in heaven as far as he was concerned.
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I will try and put together the details of his talents and such, but I might need a little help. Should I just PM you?