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So... I dont know what to think.
« on: June 09, 2010, 02:05:29 PM »
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... yeah not sure what to say to this.

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2010, 02:23:06 PM »
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... yeah not sure what to say to this.
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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2010, 02:45:34 PM »
It could be interesting, whether it be good interesting, or the Street Fighter movie interesting remains to be seen.

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2010, 02:50:21 PM »
It's not grimdark enough.

Also, that fight scene was pretty dull.

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2010, 03:11:41 PM »
I think it just looks fucking awful. I know I'm in the minority with this one, but it is ridiculous. Baraka's makeup is mediocre, and the fight scene was underwhelming.

I understand that it was establishing a new universe, but it really felt like, "OMG! WHO HAVE WE FUKKED UP NOW?!"

And I love 7 of boobs, so i might go see it for her, or I might just rewatch the TV series, the Shark because she was hot on that one.
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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2010, 03:15:29 PM »
As a piece of viral marketing alone it's done its job. I've seen it everywhere to pretty positive commentery.

I'm with Boyos, I have no idea what to say about it. However I will be keeping an eye on developments at the least.
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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2010, 03:25:47 PM »
I feel like just because of the fact that it's a video game movie, it's probably not going to be that great.  Also it looks like they are really just trying to capitalize on the love of blood, gore, and violence...

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2010, 03:33:42 PM »
Wait I thought it was a video game trailer or a viral marketing thing. Are they actualy going to make a movie out of this?

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« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2010, 04:40:27 PM »
Wait I thought it was a video game trailer or a viral marketing thing. Are they actualy going to make a movie out of this?

Well, that was my opinion if they were to make a movie...

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2010, 05:11:46 PM »
I just want to say that I totally less than three the idea of making Scorpion the hero.
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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2010, 06:04:27 PM »
Wait I thought it was a video game trailer or a viral marketing thing. Are they actualy going to make a movie out of this?

Im not sure what it is. If they do make a movie, Scorpion as the hero I already dont like, I would much rather see Jax and 7 of 9 as the heros if its more then this... I would like to know more about this, thats what I wanna know.

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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2010, 01:12:36 AM »
So, I linked this up to some of my buddies on X-fire and one of them heard threw a twitter post, that this was a pitch to WB to make the movie by the director that he put out on the internet so the masses would help push WB to say yes to it.

3rd party say so but the best story for it I heard so far.

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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2010, 07:05:57 PM »
I thought it was pretty cool...But I am notorious for being fascinated by really bad movies.
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Re: So... I dont know what to think.
« Reply #13 on: June 12, 2010, 01:25:51 AM »
See, I love bad movies, but this movie doesn't even look bad enough to bad good.

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I don't know. Something just seems missing.
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2010, 10:01:22 AM »
I think they chose the wrong characters for the bit for the Dark Knight treatment. Baraka and Reptile? Not Kano or Goro? No Liu Kang or Kung Lao? Or Mileena and her needle teeth? They had to go for the obvious freaks of the roster? Instead we get Jax with no metal arms, a Sonya Blade in a pants suit, and an obviously american Scorpion with an Asian name.
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