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[Moondog]

There was a ton of links in this, but

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Each attuned soul grants players access to a unique "Soul Treetera power leveling" which contains all of rift gold traits rift account abilities that a soul had mastered during its life. As your character levels uptera power leveling you earn soul points that rift platinum be used to improve that tree's soul leveltera power leveling granting players access to even more powerful traits rift account abilities.
 
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[Setherick]

This is almost too amazing for words. So today, I get the following piece of spam:



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[Setherick]

Rez'ing this thread because this is too good not to share.

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[crash2455]

I'm not sure what this spam was even trying to sell.  Unless it was the stupidest phishing attempt ever.

[Setherick]

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I was confused to, which is why I posted it. It could, however, be the greatest dada poem ever.