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uncomfortable movie summaries
« on: April 15, 2009, 02:18:07 PM »
http://www.postmodernbarney.com/2009/04/uncomfortable-plot-summaries/

# BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
# BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
# BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.

Tadanori Oyama

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Re: uncomfortable movie summaries
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2009, 02:37:36 PM »
My favorite:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

Oh, and this is a close second:
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

I should really finish the list before posting:
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2009, 02:45:31 PM by Tadanori Oyama »

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Re: uncomfortable movie summaries
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2009, 07:18:12 PM »
My favorite:

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.

Oh, and this is a close second:
KILL BILL: Irresponsible mother wants custody of her child.

I should really finish the list before posting:
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL: British comedy troupe inadvertently creates language lab for nerds.

I like the Blade Runner one as well. It was probably my favorite.
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