Chatting with whores

[Tadanori Oyama]

Well I ran out of things to say regarding whores awhile. Thought we where doing alright with the comparing whores and pornstars bit.

Has anybody tried getting an "escort" instead? It's alot more experience but they might be more willing to work with the situation.

[Setherick]

I'm SO TIRED of topics being derailed on these boards!!!!!

Can't we just get back to talking about whores?!

[Boyos]

Its sad that even if you pay somone you cant convince them to be the healer.

[Tadanori Oyama]

Its sad that even if you pay somone you cant convince them to be the healer.

Maybe you just have to find the right whore? One who already does roleplaying, ideally as a nurse or something medical. That way they can blend into the game easier.

[Boyos]

You know, I bet you could convince a gigolo to play, Most guys like playing RPGS.

[Tadanori Oyama]

You know, I bet you could convince a gigolo to play, Most guys like playing RPGS.

Right but "D&D Gigolo" doesn't have the same ring to it as "D&D Whore".

Maybe it's the game selection. Think a whore would like Call of Cthulhu better?

[ShotgunSurgeon]

Would paying a whore to play RIFTS or Synnibar be considered abuse? I mean smacking a bitch is one thing . . . but nobody deserves Synnibar.

Do pimps get to play? If so, I'm saying wizard (for the staff) or thief (for obvious reasons).

[rayner23]

I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.

This would be a good set up if I know any of the RPPR players better.

Since I don't, I'm just gonna accuse Jason.

[Boyos]

I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.

I know some man whores but no giggolos.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I imagine I would have a hard time finding a giggolo in Springfield, MO. Then again, I could be wrong.

I know some man whores but no giggolos.

I know, I don't even know any really good giggolo jokes. I'm trying to think of some but I keep coming back to pimp lines and it's just not the same thing.

[ristarr]

Just saw a new post on the dnd with pornstars blog (http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/?zx=dcc9a3f0844dfa42) that may be pertinent to the conversation:

Some confusion has arisen concerning nomenclature, allow me to explain:

Most people decide that they want to have sex with you before having sex with you

Whores decide they don't want to have sex with you before having sex with you,

Porn performers decide whether they want to have sex with you while having sex with you.

[Shallazar]

Just saw a new post on the dnd with pornstars blog (http://dndwithpornstars.blogspot.com/?zx=dcc9a3f0844dfa42) that may be pertinent to the conversation:

Some confusion has arisen concerning nomenclature, allow me to explain:

Most people decide that they want to have sex with you before having sex with you

Whores decide they don't want to have sex with you before having sex with you,

Porn performers decide whether they want to have sex with you while having sex with you.

I rest my case.

On a side note, i'll curb my derailery.

What about just paying SOMEONE, not a whore perse, but someone who normally would not play. A DnD whore, they only play DnD for money, like some obviously slutty chick or something. Do they have to be a professional whore?

[ShotgunSurgeon]

What about just paying SOMEONE, not a whore perse, but someone who normally would not play. A DnD whore, they only play DnD for money, like some obviously slutty chick or something. Do they have to be a professional whore?

Hmmm... in my college days, my gaming group definitely was able to draw people in with free pizza, etc. Not sure if they wouldn't have played eventually, but the freebies were the lure. Definitely not slutty chicks in that bunch though.

[Setherick]

What about just paying SOMEONE, not a whore perse, but someone who normally would not play. A DnD whore, they only play DnD for money, like some obviously slutty chick or something. Do they have to be a professional whore?

Hmmm... in my college days, my gaming group definitely was able to draw people in with free pizza, etc. Not sure if they wouldn't have played eventually, but the freebies were the lure. Definitely not slutty chicks in that bunch though.