The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Wooberman]

Granted, it was a bit of an anti-climax.

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows in the UK

your wish is already true you just don't watch enough of the good shows. Srsly.

Fixed this

[Tadanori Oyama]

wtf is bell practice

I play in a bell choir. We use hand bells, small brass bells with plastic grips. And we have to practice. Ergo...

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows in the UK.

Granted, when Iceland enacts phase two of it's "Fuck Europe" program and triggers a 9.3 earthquake there are no BBC production facilities left standing to produce reality TV.

I wish China would stop holding down the value of its currency.

[clockworkjoe]

Granted, it was a bit of an anti-climax.

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows in the UK

your wish is already true you just don't watch enough of the good shows. Srsly.

Fixed this

excuse me have you heard of this thing called bit torrent? It may alleviate your condition

[Wooberman]

Granted, it was a bit of an anti-climax.

I wish there were more good tv shows and less reality tv shows in the UK

your wish is already true you just don't watch enough of the good shows. Srsly.

Fixed this

excuse me have you heard of this thing called bit torrent? It may alleviate your condition

Ah I believe you have the best of me, well done sir

[Dawnsteel]

I wish China would stop holding down the value of its currency.

Granted.  Wal-mart's stock becomes too expensive, forcing them to lay off all their greeters.  The resulting mob of enraged geriatrics blames you personally, and they are surrounding your house right now.

I wish I had an extra two hours today.

[Boyos]

I wish China would stop holding down the value of its currency.

Granted.  Wal-mart's stock becomes too expensive, forcing them to lay off all their greeters.  The resulting mob of enraged geriatrics blames you personally, and they are surrounding your house right now.

I wish I had an extra two hours today.

Granted! Sadly wal-mart has a great new Kiddy ride that you been dying to try out its this pink horse that rocks back and forth, you spend your spare 2 hours there on the horse untill the police arrive and take you away for destruction of property, sadly you killed the horse that had a 50 lb wight Limt.


I wish it would rain less.

[Dawnsteel]

I wish it would rain less.

Granted.  Your front yard is now Ground Zero for Dust Bowl 2010.

I wish I could remember what time my wife's plane lands this afternoon.

[beowuuf]

You remember perfectly - ten minutes ago.


I wish I could see Dawnsteel meeting his wife off the plane (ten+travel) minutes late.

[Boyos]

Granted, fastest way we can get you there is skydiving, hope you can package a chute, ten min till drop.

Wish my library had the book I wanted!

[beowuuf]

Wish granted. Pity you have terrible eyesight now. Still, you've got some glas-

No! You dropped them. But...there was time now! There was all the time you needed! It's not fair!


I wish I'd packaged a parchute instead of taking my iPod

[Dom]

Granted, but when the parachute fails to open you wish you'd packed a reserve.

I wish my car would wash itself.

[Melvar]

I wish my car would wash itself.

Granted, yet you don't know which carwash your car went to, or even if it went to one.  I suspect a trip to the ocean where it's guaranteed to wash your car all natural.

I wish the next wish to be INCORRUPTIBLE.

[Boyos]

Granted, My wish will be incorruptible! But now the thread ends so ill just save my wish for when I need it.

[Arje]

I wish I was on a boat.