Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

[clockworkjoe]

http://omegle.com/

It connects you to a random person on the Internet so you chat. I am not very good at it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: did you roll up a character?
Stranger: nay
You: If you didn't you can use a pregen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
You: are you ready to begin
Stranger: I'm fine thank you (:
You: That's good
Stranger: yes I am
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good!
You: I'm doing great
Stranger: great
You: Okay you find yourself in a strange new land
You: you seem to be in a forest
Stranger: okaay
You: it is morning
Stranger: cool
You: and early spring
You: what do you do
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I'm singing and dancing around
You: you hear birds singing up in the trees
You: when suddenly!
You: a branch snaps nearby!
You: something lurks in the bushes
Stranger: ooh!
You: about ten yards from you
Stranger: Oh no!
You: what do you do?
Stranger: stop singing and turn around to look
You: you see a horn poking through the bushes
You: a single long horn
Stranger: EEEEEEK!!!
Stranger: jesus chirst!
You: then you see a horse's face
You: attached to the horn
Stranger: aww...
Stranger: it's a unicorn?
Stranger: so sweeet...
You: there is a tattoo under the unicorn's eye
You: a tattoo of a teardrop
You: you recognize it as a prison tat
Stranger: beautiful I think
You: this unicorn has done hard time
You: it is looking at you while it munches on some leaves
Stranger: aww.. you little poor beauty
You: It narrows its eyes
You: what do you do?
You: you remember that you must get to the village before dark
Stranger: I think he/she doesn't like to be called litlle beauty
Stranger: Oh I remember!
You: the unicorn starts picking its teeth with a switchblade
You: you're not sure how it can hold a switchblade but you dare not question it
You: what do you remember?
You: the unicorn finishes picking its teeth
You: then eyes the purse of gold coins tied to your belt
Stranger: geez, I'm trying to empathise in this story ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Boyos]

Lawl, I would have taken my wizard hat and robe off.

[rayner23]

"I'm trying to empathize in this story. ok?"

Huh? What the fuck did that mean?

[rayner23]

I love this site!

[Tadanori Oyama]

Unicorn with a prison tat. You have a twisted mind there, dude.

[Zeernebooch]

Funny shit.

[clockworkjoe]

you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

[Dawnsteel]

"this unicorn has done hard time"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(the laughter continues for three pages)

[wrotenbe]

you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

The first night I found it on /b/ I did a 20 minute text adventure. The person went into a dark room.

EATEN BY A GRUE.

[codered]

that was some funny shit the tear drop tat is funny it's done hard time and kilt some one now that a hard core unicorn

[Zeernebooch]

you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

The first night I found it on /b/ I did a 20 minute text adventure. The person went into a dark room.

EATEN BY A GRUE.

QUEUE THE FRONTALOT!

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[Mason]

"You: the unicorn starts picking its teeth with a switchblade
You: you're not sure how it can hold a switchblade but you dare not question it"

domn thats good shit.

[rayner23]

This is a warm-up. Not my best work, but something.

You: Greetings fellow traveller!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where might you be from
You: how fair you this fine day?
Stranger: grand thankyou and yourself sire?
You: Oh, I might be from Ireland, or I might be from New Zealand. I might be from here
You: I am mighty fine and dandy
Stranger: i might be from cambodia, but then again i might be from china
Stranger: who knows
You: THE SHADOW!
You: The Shadow always knows
Stranger: yes
Stranger: only the shadow
Stranger: might you be stoned?
You: You know what the old song says, "everybody knows that when the shadow comes he comes in your face he comes in your butthole."

[rayner23]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi , what makes you interesting?
You: my large twat
You: what about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[rayner23]

I'm really fucking ashamed of this one. Granted, I am still posting it, but damn if it isn't just too much. Note how ridiculous my responses are and how he still keeps going. It takes a little while for him to disconnect too. Honestly, this is the most offensive, dirty and awful thing I have ever said/written/thought about. I might have to go wash myself now.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/US
Stranger: u?
You: 16 f US
You: whadda ya look like?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im dirty blonde
Stranger: 5'9"
Stranger: hbu?
You: but are you a durrrrty blonde?
Stranger: o i am very dirty
You: I'm 5'2" 100lbs. long black hair
You: green eyes
You: c cup
Stranger: sexy
You: I like to think so
Stranger: do u have a pic you can show me?
You: yeah hold on
Stranger: alright
You: (I find a picture of some random chick on myspace)
Stranger: very cute
You: thanks
You: got any pics?
Stranger: yeah
You: gonna send em?
Stranger: yup
You: kewl
Stranger: (he sends a photo link from facebook)
Stranger: not my best but the best on fb i would think lol
You: nice
Stranger: so where in the us u from?
You: ny
You: u?
Stranger: o cool
Stranger: im in md
You: that's cool
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so have u ever tried virtual sex?
You: no. I'm a virtual virgin
Stranger: o rly
Stranger: would u like to try now
You: sounds fun
You: you start
Stranger: alright
Stranger: umm
Stranger: where do you want to do it?
You: in your bed
Stranger: alright
Stranger: so we are in my room
Stranger: and we start to make out
You: okay
You: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Stranger: i start to feel your ass
Stranger: and your breasts
You: WHOA! OH YEAH!
You: that's hot
Stranger: i thrust my toungue deeper into yours and press you closer to me
You: my tongue absorbs your tongue into it
You: like a symbiotic alien
Stranger: o rly?
You: hells yes
You: so hot
You: I'm getting so freaking hot
Stranger: u start to go down my body
Stranger: and unzip my pants
You: down to china town! hell yeah!
Stranger: u pull down my pants and boxers
Stranger: and my 12" dick pops out
You: mmmmm. sheeee-ITTTT!
Stranger: you start to suck my dick
Stranger: it feels so good
You: WHOA! SHIT! I AM SO WET HONEY!
Stranger: you take off your pants and underwear and start feeling yourself while you suck me off
Stranger: you tits bouncing
Stranger: your*
Stranger: u suck harder
Stranger: and faster
Stranger: it feels so good baby
Stranger: i think im gonna cum baby
You: *holding eyes to the side like a bad chinese stereotype* sucky sucky free dolla free dolla!
You: don't cum yet baby!
Stranger: im holding it
Stranger: o my god it feels so good
You: you gotta put it in my ass first
Stranger: i cum
Stranger: ugh sorry baby
Stranger: but now
Stranger: its your turn
Stranger: i lay u on the bed
You: first off, I take the cum from my mouth and spit it all over your chest and then rub my tits up and down on it
Stranger: and i get a major hardon from it
Stranger: u lay on the bed
Stranger: and u spread your legs wide
Stranger: so i can see your wet pussy
You: then, I push you to the bed and slap your dick around and get it hard
You: who's telling the story?
Stranger: we both are
You: let me work my shit here
Stranger: i let you work me
You: you sit back and relax
Stranger: i will
Stranger: alright baby
You: I start to turn your crank
Stranger: it feels good
You: working the balls with my hands until you are hard again.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: baby it feels good
You: Then, I spit on your dick for some lube and I squat my ass onto it
Stranger: omg your ass is so tight
Stranger: o baby it feels so good
You: you start slow at first and then you start really pounding me
Stranger: omg
Stranger: its so tight baby
You: at first I'm all like "yeah this is hot" but then it starts to hurt really bad
You: I kind of like it, but it also hurts like a mother fucker
Stranger: do u want me to take it out?
You: so, you keep pounding me and pounding me and then as you pull it out, I take a big fucking dump on your chest
You: there is blood and shit everywhere
Stranger: omg this is getting hot baby
Stranger: i rub the shit all over myself
You: I look and there might be a small part of my colon in there too
Stranger: it gets me hard again right away
You: now that I see you're a freak, I squat and take a big ole piss in your mouth
Stranger: o god it feels so good
Stranger: your pussy juice tasts so nice
You: I'm screaming "house on fire! house on fire! put it out! put it out!"
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: my turn
Stranger: for the story telling
You: I grab some lipstick from my purse and rub it all over your mouth
You: and I write "I'm a pussy" on your chest in shit and lipstick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.