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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #90 on: April 18, 2010, 10:29:37 PM »
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #91 on: April 19, 2010, 01:15:21 PM »
Quote from: Kroack on April 18, 2010, 01:20:11 PM
Why did you resurrect this thread?

Why?

But looking back through it, Cody seems to like ass-rape and ass-rape related topics a bit too much...

Is there such a thing as too much ass rape?
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #92 on: April 19, 2010, 01:21:01 PM »
Someone beat me to the ass talk!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: will you put your big cock in my gay virgin ass?
You: Wow. you beat me to the ass talk
Stranger: i'm that good
You: You filthy whore
Stranger: i am
You: I meant that in the kindest way possible
Stranger: ehh whatever. the truth's the truth
You: But how can you be a whore if you are a virgin?
You: or is your ass the virgin?
Stranger: my ass is the virgin
You: ah. gotcha
Stranger: how big are you?
You: about 5'7" 160lbs.
Stranger: and your cock?
You: no, it isn't that big. That would be ridiculous
Stranger: haha i know, i mean how big is your cock?
You: isn't that an awfully personal question?
Stranger: well if you're going to shove it up my ass then we are way passed the personal part
You: Now, did I ever, in the history of our relationship ever say that I would shove my cock in your ass?
You: I mean, I don't even know your favorite movie
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #93 on: April 19, 2010, 01:39:36 PM »
See what happens when you DON'T talk about ass rape?


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I promise not to talk about ass rape
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I promise not to talk about ass rape
Stranger: sure. ur a girl?
You: I am if you want me to be
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #94 on: April 19, 2010, 02:26:16 PM »
Ok Cody, I'm gonna take that challenge and see just how long I can keep an ass rape conversation going. Because I was just trying to get odd responses. I'm going to see your conversation and raise you another disgusting conversation. This thread will never die.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #95 on: April 19, 2010, 05:16:17 PM »


Ass-rape is the word of the day!

Kids, can you say ass-rape?

"ass-rap"

No, no. Rape as in to physically violate someone. Oh hi Count Molestia!

"Count With Me!
1 ass-rape
2 ass-rapes
3 ass-rapes
4 ass-rapes"
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #96 on: April 19, 2010, 08:44:12 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I will not talk about ass rape
You: just so you know
You: how are you today?
Stranger: pretty good :)
Stranger: you?
You: better now
You: ;)
Stranger: :))
Stranger: where are you from?
You: :0000
You: arkansas
You: you?
Stranger: istanbul,turkey
Stranger: you won't go,will you?
You: I've heard that Istanbul was once Constantinople
Stranger: yes but it is Istanbul anymore
You: but it's been a long time gone since Constantinople
You: so, if you have a date in Constantinople, she'll be waiting in Istanbul?
You: why did they change the name?
Stranger: i have a lot of girlfriend but i am in love with a man :)
Stranger: because Istanbul became Turkish's
You: wrong answer
You: I GUESS PEOPLE LIKED IT BETTER THAT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: can you take me back to constantinople?
Stranger: if you want to say constantinopole,you can say it is your choice
You: you are ruining this song.
You: fuck it
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #97 on: October 21, 2010, 04:00:50 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER!
Stranger: heya
You: GET IN MY OFFICE
Stranger: haha
You: I NEED NEW PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN
You: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING
You: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER
You: SPIDER MAN IS A MENACE
Stranger: hahahaahahahhahaha
You: PARKER
You: IF YOU DON'T STOP LAUGHING
You: I WILL FIRE YOU
You: MARY JANE WILL LEAVE YOU
You: I WILL BANG THE SHIT OUT OF HER
You: BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: THAT'S IT
Stranger: your sooooooo weird
Stranger: yet sooooo funny
You: YOU ARE FIRED
You: I AM NOT FUNNY
You: TELL MISS BRANT TO GET ME SOME COFFEE ON YOUR WAY OUT
Stranger: you mean the bitch i fuck everytime on my way out?
You: PARKER I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR TIME OFF
You: I JUST NEED PHOTOS OF SPIDERMAN
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: hahahaha
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #98 on: October 21, 2010, 04:14:04 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER! I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN IN MY OFFICE YESTERDAY!
Stranger: hey
You: NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES PARKER! WE HAVE A PAPER TO PUT TOGETHER!
Stranger: but the green goblin broke my camera
You: GODDAMMIT! THAT IS NO EXCUSE!
You: IF I CAN'T COUNT ON YOU, I'LL JUST GET BROCK ON THE FUCKING CASE!
You: HE'S NOT AFRAID OF A LITTLE DANGER AND HE'S NOT A BROKE ASS LOSER LIKE YOU!
Stranger: go ahead, he wont get as good pictuers and you know it
You: LOOK AT BROCK, PARKER! HE IS STRONG, VERILE, AND I BET HE'S PACKING A BIG, SWEATY HOG UNDERNEATH THOSE JEANS!
You: DON'T LIE TO ME AND SAY YOU'VE NEVER WONDERED HOW BIG BROCK'S COCK IS, PARKER, BECAUSE WE BOTH KNOW YOU'RE A LITTLE TWINK FAGGOT!
You: YOU
You: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF, PARKER?!
You: HUH?
You: WHY THE FUCK SHOULDN'T I JUST FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW?
Stranger: haha, fun talking to ya, but im moving to gothem, i head that theres this guy who runs around beating up gangester, im gonna take pictues of him instead
You: GOTHAM?
You: NEVER HEARD OF IT!
Stranger: eh, googe it you fat son of a bitch
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #99 on: October 21, 2010, 04:18:40 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER! I NEED YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW!
Stranger: YES SIR, WHAT IS IT SIR?
You: STOP FUCKING AROUND PARKER, BECAUSE I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: I ALREADY HAVE PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN SIR
You: HE'S A MENACE TO THIS CITY, PARKER AND I WANT SOME SLEAZY PHOTOS OF HIM SO WE CAN SHOW THIS CITY WHAT A MENACE HE IS
You: THEN GIVE THOSE SUMBITCHES TO ME!
You: NO MORE TIME TO DICK AROUND PARKER!
Stranger: BUT I THINK SPIDER-MAN IS A GOOD GUY
You: GODDAMN PARKER, THESE PICTURES ARE LESS THAN SHIT
You: BUT THEY'LL HAVE TO DO
You: THE BUGLE ISN'T DOING SO WELL THIS WEEK, PARKER, SO WE'LL HAVE TO PAY YOU FOR THESE ONCE CIRCULATION IS UP
You: UNTIL THEN, JUST HAVE BRANT WRITE YOU AN IOU
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #100 on: October 21, 2010, 04:29:23 PM »
Made my fucking day. Thanks guys.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #101 on: October 21, 2010, 04:29:37 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: PARKER! I NEED YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW!
Stranger: WHOA WAIT IM IN THE MIDDLE OF CHILD BIRTH!!!
You: BULLSHIT PARKER!
You: THAT WOULD MEAN THAT YOU PUT YOUR MAN JUICE IN A WOMAN AND I DON'T BELIEVE THAT FOR A SECOND
You: NOT UNLESS A "WOMAN" IS ACTUALLY A MAN'S ASS
Stranger: NO WAIT YOU SEE I WAS AT THIS DONKEY SHOW LAST WEEK
You: I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: I GOT REALLY DRUNK
You: GET ME THOSE FUCKING PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN SO WE CAN SHOW THAT MENACE WHAT'S WHAT!
Stranger: AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW
Stranger: IM A PAPA
Stranger: IM TRYING DUDE
You: I'M SO SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR BEASTIALITY PROCLIVITIES!
Stranger: BUT ITS NOT EASY
You: YOU'RE FIRED!
Stranger: WAIT!
Stranger: NO!
Stranger: I HAVE A KID NOW
You: HAVE MISS BRANT SEND YOU YOUR THINGS!
You: YOU'RE DONE!
Stranger: NO!
You: I TRUST BROCK BECAUSE HE'S A REAL MAN
You: HE KNOWS HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN!
Stranger: HE'S NOT A REAL MAN
Stranger: C'MON
Stranger: BROCK IS A GAY NAME
You: THAT'S ENOUGH PARKER!
You: IT'S NOT WORTH WATCHING YOU CRY OVER ALL THIS!
You: YOU'RE HIRED AGAIN
Stranger: THANKS BRO
Stranger: ILL GET YOU PICS OF SPIDERMAN
You: BUT I SWEAR TO THE DARK GOD BARBATOS HIMSELF THAT IF YOU DON'T GET ME THOSE GODDAMN PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN I'LL FUCKING FUCK YOU MYSELF
You: I'LL FUCK YOU HARDER THAN YOU'VE EVER FUCKED
Stranger: WHOA DUDE I DONT ROLL THAT WAY
Stranger: JUST DONKEYS OK?
You: YOU'LL BE SNEEZING CUM I'LL HAVE FUCKING FILLED YOU UP SO MUCH
Stranger: NO MAN LOVE
You: NO MAN LOVE?
You: FUCK IT!
You: YOU'RE FIRED AGAIN!
You: GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Stranger: WELL AT LEAST IM NOT GAY
Stranger: THATS ONE POINT FOR ME
You: YOU'RE ONLY TRYING TO FOOL YOURSELF YOU COCK FUCK NUGGET
You: !
You: !!!
You: YOU'RE THE ONE WITH A HARDON FOR SPIDER-MAN!
Stranger: NO IM NOT!
You: YOU NAUGHTY, DIRTY, WHORE BOY!
Stranger: YOURE THE ONE WHO WANTS PICS OF IM SO DESPERATLY
You: BET YOU FUCK THAT DIRTY OLD AUNT OF YOURS
You: MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, PARKER.
Stranger: WELL SHE IS KINDA SEXY
You: MAYBE I DO HAVE AN ATTRACTION TO SPIDER-MAN!
You: FOR BEING SO ASTUTE TO MY PSYCHE, I'M GOING TO HIRE YOU AGAIN!
You: YOU'RE HIRED!
Stranger: THANKS BRO
You: NOW GET ME THOSE PICTURES THAT I CRAVE SO BADLY!
You: I NEED SPIDER-MAN!
You: GOD HOW I NEED SPIDER-MAN!
You: I WANT TO SMELL HIM
You: I NEED HIS MUSCK
You: MUSK
You: I WANT TO FILL MYSELF WITH HIS STINK
Stranger: MUSK?
Stranger: DUDE
You: DO IT PARKER!
Stranger: YOU HAVE ISSUES
You: GET OUT THERE AND DO IT!
Stranger: LIKE BUSH
You: PICTURES!
You: I NEED PICTURES
Stranger: ONLY WITHOUT THE BUSH
You: NEED THEM SO BAD
You: OF SPIDER-MAN
Stranger: DUDE...
Stranger: ARE YOU JERKING OFF?
You: SPIDER-MAN . . . . . . . WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND ME . . . . . . .
You: PLEASE . . ..
You: SPIDER-MAN . . . .
Stranger: SPIDER MAN
Stranger: SPIDER MAN
Stranger: DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN
You: PARKER! WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE!?
Stranger: CAN E SWING ON A WEB
You: WHY AREN'T YOU GETTING ME THOSE DAMN PICTURES!
You: ?
Stranger: NO E CAN'T HE IS A PIG
Stranger: LOOKOUT
You: GODDAMN PARKER, YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF
Stranger: HERE COMES THE SPIDER PIG
Stranger: OH SORRY E WAS HAVING A TRIP
You: OHISEEWHATYOUDIDTHERE
You: NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Stranger: ALSO OVER HERE
You: OUT!
Stranger: SELF DESTRUCT IN...
Stranger: 3...
Stranger: 2...
Stranger: 1...
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #102 on: October 21, 2010, 04:30:42 PM »
Brilliant.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #103 on: October 21, 2010, 04:40:53 PM »
Holy shit balls that's fucking brilliant.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #104 on: October 21, 2010, 05:03:50 PM »
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