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General Chaos / Re: The official "Why Tom Church Is Cooler Than You!" thread...

« on: November 20, 2011, 05:18:26 PM »

Tom Church is cooler than you because his Yakuza character didn't drink (wait what do you mean I have to drink for initiation and yakuza stuff) had bigger balls than you.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: RPPR in the strangest of locales

« on: November 01, 2011, 03:59:07 PM »

Son of a bitch! You beat me to posting that :O

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RPGs / Re: Help me RPPR you're my only Hope

« on: October 24, 2011, 10:26:16 PM »

They have to watch Candle Cove and go inside the cave. That will lead them to the real world.

So what you're saying is...they have....to go....INSIDE?

CUE HORACE HORRIBLE ATTACK.

EDIT: Also, I think you should avoid explaining the Skin Taker. Don't get into his back story with the players. Make him cosmic horror like.

AND HAVE TALKING PIRATE DUBLOONS THAT GIVE ADVICE. One is always right, one is always wrong, UNTIL LATER ON, when the right one says "Don't worry, the Skin Taker only hunts children!" and then they die.

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RPGs / Re: D&D Game Day

« on: September 04, 2011, 12:02:16 AM »

OH LOOK.

THIS SETTING AGAIN.

And yet I will still play it endlessly...curses.

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RPGs / Re: Call of Cthulhu Drinking Game

« on: July 06, 2011, 09:16:27 AM »

Party leaves you behind - drink

Player intentionally fucks with GM - drink

SHIELD Battlecruiser fights Cthulhu - finish the bottle, grab another, finish that too, then drive

Tom refuses alcohol, saying "I don't drink that stuff" - make him drink

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RPGs / Re: 30 Days of Synnibarr

« on: July 06, 2011, 09:12:19 AM »

Day 11: Pages 180-188
Oh dear...

I've just realized how ridiculous this actually is.  What is wrong with me...

NO MCKMA!

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE

DON'T DO IT

Still not as bad as FATAL.

Try running a combat in that, when you have to recalculate all your stats because someone cast a spell that changes your height by a centimeter.
Fuck you FATAL.

Synibarr is just ridiculous in a fun way, FATAL is just ridiculous in a why am I bothering way.

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RPGs / Re: MY LITTLE PONY : FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS RIDICULOUSLY GAMEABLE

« on: May 11, 2011, 08:01:54 PM »

is this on the hub?

Why yes, yes it is. Silly new networks unleashing Cthulhu on our unsuspecting children.

Effin' 4channers.

I'm from the SA forums, thank you vurry much.

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RPGs / Re: MY LITTLE PONY : FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS RIDICULOUSLY GAMEABLE

« on: May 11, 2011, 05:36:11 PM »

I only watched the first 5 minutes, but I would have to wonder:  What led you to this discovery?

Watching the entire series in two days led to this.

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RPGs / MY LITTLE PONY : FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC IS RIDICULOUSLY GAMEABLE

« on: May 10, 2011, 10:20:21 PM »

WATCH THIS SHIT

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Srsly.

Holy shit.

Main characters are Earth Ponies, Unicorns, and Pegasi. AND GRIFFONS.
Ponies have the advantage of being more adaptable, but none have shown magic powers.

Unicorns have some innate magic power.

Pegasi can fly and grow up in a city in the clouds.

Griffons are strong and good at flying, but are anti-social and have lower amounts of friendship.

In the show they run into Dragons, Manticores, Hydra's, civil war's, and other things I didn't really expect from a kids show.
At one point they join in a war between Ponies and Buffalo.

Also, I'm pretty sure Pinkie Pie is a text-book Malkavian.

OH OH, and Friendship points could be awarded like Willpower from New World of Darkness. They would be awarded for working together with your allies despite it hurting your intentions, and convincing enemies to not kill you.

OH OH and cutie marks would incorporate classes.

EDIT : OH AND YOUNG DRAGONS COULD BE PLAYERS. And they use dragon magic and stuff.

OHOH AND THE WAY TO REGAIN FRIENDSHIP POINTS WOULD BE THEY HAVE TO WRITE LETTERS TO PRINCESS CELESTIA ABOUT HOW THEY DISCOVERED FRIENDSHIP

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RPGs / Re: rpgs you hate and the reasons why

« on: March 23, 2011, 09:07:16 AM »

I hate any RPG that requires me to acquire another twenty dice.

I hate RPG's with lists of powers that go on for twelve or so pages.

I hate RPG's that come with statistics for anal circumference.

I hate RPG's that are pretentious.

I also hate lawyers, cops, and doctors.

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RPGs / Re: Women and Roleplaying Game's

« on: February 24, 2011, 06:56:43 PM »

That's because we solved the problem.

Kelkesh123 = Pimp.

Next topic!

 

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RPGs / Women and Roleplaying Game's

« on: February 21, 2011, 05:23:34 PM »

So I walked into a Half-Priced Book's store the other day and just wandered around, staring at ridiculous deals (please give me money for this HPB), when I found the RPG book section.
Stooping down, I searched through the books, looking for whatever suited my fancy.
Found a copy of Rift's, stared at it, and promptly put it down. Then found a copy of Shadowrun 2nd Edition, and started reading it.

A girl walking by stops and starts a conversation with me, giving me her number as she leaves so I can play a game with her.

I made my way over to the water fountain, GURPS book in hand (I had never gotten ahold of one, so it felt like it was time), and started a conversation with a girl there about GURPS.

She gave me her facebook and cellphone number.

At this point a little bewildered (and a little afraid my girlfriend might have a few choice comments about me returning home with multiple girl's numbers), I approached the checkout counter, where I again talked to a woman about roleplaying games and left with a number.

Now either I'm some sort of pimp, or women have started outnumbering male roleplayers in my area.
Any similar experiences?

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Jokes Brought Up By Random Comments That Made It To MSPaint

« on: January 22, 2011, 03:13:51 PM »

WE NEED MOAR THINGS LIEK THIS

I AGREE.

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Jokes Brought Up By Random Comments That Made It To MSPaint

« on: January 21, 2011, 11:40:00 PM »

JOKES THAT COME FROM RANDOM COMMENTS FROM THE PODCAST.

In Dark Sun Session 3-4, Tom says something about making an angry face.
I instantly wondered, what would a Thri-Kreen look like when angry. So I made a chart.

my alternate name is SamaelStorm. Dun ask.

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General Chaos / Re: What Vidja games are you playing?

« on: January 07, 2011, 09:28:41 PM »

Sean-o-tron,

That game is awesome. I'm playing it at work and I love it.

Charles Barkley and an RPG. It is an unholy-holy union. Other than Scotty Pippin, Charles Barkley is my favorite b-baller. This Rocks!

The site seems to be down :O