OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[clockworkjoe]

ROOM 3: Richelieu sees the following:

a 30 x 30 room
There is a 20 foot wide passage on the east wall (next to the door he just entered from) - it turns to the south - Ends in a door.

There is a discarded copper tube on the floor and a barrel sitting squarely in the center of the room.

[clockworkjoe]

Shakespeare sees two pens! One lying in front of the portal to hell and one at the counter of the blacksmith's shop.

[clockworkjoe]

Pakos eats the magical pie

Rolling 1d100:

(57): Total = 57

[clockworkjoe]

Pakos laughs uncontrollably!

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu readies Torquemada, his holy weapon, and approaches the barrel cautiously. "This better not be a mimic..."

[clockworkjoe]

The barrel says "I am not a mimic."

[Setherick]

Richelieu

Richelieu is not convinced by the talking barrel. "What are you then? Eh, barrel?"

[clockworkjoe]

"I am a barrel. A magical talking barrel."

[Sean-o-tron]

noooo I'm stuck in the endless limbo of combat initiative order

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu ponders how much he can sell a magical, talking barrel for in town.

"Say barrel, do you mind if I put this piece of copper tube in you and roll you back to town?"

[clockworkjoe]

The barrel says "You could do that, but there is a greater treasure and only I can guide you there."



Boyos make your attack roll already!

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu picks up the copper tube and puts it in his pack. "Tell me the way barrel."

[Setherick]

noooo I'm stuck in the endless limbo of combat initiative order

This is why large groups are bad in PbP.

[clockworkjoe]

The barrel says "Take the door leading south and then the staircase leading down."

[Setherick]

Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu carefully tips barrel on its side and pushes it to the south door. "Barrel, I will call you Winthrop."