Author Topic: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL  (Read 376672 times)

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #105 on: September 24, 2009, 09:50:04 PM »
ROOM 3: Richelieu sees the following:

a 30 x 30 room
There is a 20 foot wide passage on the east wall (next to the door he just entered from) - it turns to the south - Ends in a door.

There is a discarded copper tube on the floor and a barrel sitting squarely in the center of the room.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #106 on: September 24, 2009, 09:51:46 PM »
Shakespeare sees two pens! One lying in front of the portal to hell and one at the counter of the blacksmith's shop.

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #107 on: September 24, 2009, 09:53:38 PM »
Pakos eats the magical pie

Rolling 1d100:
(57): Total = 57

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #108 on: September 24, 2009, 09:54:05 PM »
Pakos laughs uncontrollably!

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #109 on: September 24, 2009, 09:54:18 PM »
Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu readies Torquemada, his holy weapon, and approaches the barrel cautiously. "This better not be a mimic..."
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #110 on: September 24, 2009, 09:59:10 PM »
The barrel says "I am not a mimic."


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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #111 on: September 24, 2009, 10:01:34 PM »
Richelieu

Richelieu is not convinced by the talking barrel. "What are you then? Eh, barrel?"
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #112 on: September 24, 2009, 10:03:12 PM »
"I am a barrel. A magical talking barrel."

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #113 on: September 24, 2009, 10:03:52 PM »
noooo I'm stuck in the endless limbo of combat initiative order

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #114 on: September 24, 2009, 10:04:39 PM »
Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu ponders how much he can sell a magical, talking barrel for in town.

"Say barrel, do you mind if I put this piece of copper tube in you and roll you back to town?"
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #115 on: September 24, 2009, 10:07:50 PM »
The barrel says "You could do that, but there is a greater treasure and only I can guide you there."



Boyos make your attack roll already!

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #116 on: September 24, 2009, 10:09:29 PM »
Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu picks up the copper tube and puts it in his pack. "Tell me the way barrel."
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #117 on: September 24, 2009, 10:10:18 PM »
noooo I'm stuck in the endless limbo of combat initiative order

This is why large groups are bad in PbP.
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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #118 on: September 24, 2009, 10:15:32 PM »
The barrel says "Take the door leading south and then the staircase leading down."

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Re: OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL
« Reply #119 on: September 24, 2009, 10:16:52 PM »
Richelieu (65/1550)

Richelieu carefully tips barrel on its side and pushes it to the south door. "Barrel, I will call you Winthrop."
"Something smart so that I can impress people I don't know." - Some Author I've Not Read