OLD SCHOOL DUNGEON CRAWL

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Not to be completely unsympathetic, but as Hairy listens to the man, he will be listening for any signs of falsehood.

Detect Lie
Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Hairy's spells for the day:

Spells (1st Level = 4)
Shield
Ray of Enfeeblement
Enlarge Person
Floating Disc

(2nd Level = 3)
Protection from Arrows
Scorching Ray
Continual Flame

(3rd Level = 2)
Displacement
Tiny Hut

[clockworkjoe]

the pilgrim seems to be telling the truth.

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Hairy casts Continual Flame on a torch. (OOC: I would have done this with my previous spells as well so that should give me two continual torches.)

"OK, Five God, let's go rescue some orphans. But first let's wake someone to watch camp."

Hairy kicks the nearest adventurer and tells them he'll return shortly. Hairy and Five God prepare to follow the orphan leader.

[Boyos]

Atilla Redcap 70,045/140,000

Atilla gets kicked and wakes up! "WHAT THE FUCK YOU KICKING ME FOR!"

[Maze]

Harper the Harpist

Harper wakes up from the shouting.

"Aieeee. If silence is gold you are coal, my friend. Are we under attack?"

[Murph]

Renay

Being an orphan, because his parents are dead mysteriously, Renay is moved by the pilgrim, and resolves to not take his stuff till after the orphans are safe.  Renay will join the party if they are going to save the orphans, nut he won't go alone, or first.

[clockworkjoe]

The Flash Flood zomg

The BRAVE adventurers who decide to help the HAPLESS orphans follow the pilgrim. After a mile or so of stumbling around in the dark, rain soaked wilderness, they come across a raging torrent of water at the bottom of a valley. It's about 40 feet in width and moving fast and deep.

A covered wagon, illuminated by a single covered lantern creaks and groans. It's wedged against a large boulder but the water is obviously tearing it apart, piece by piece. It will undoubtedly collapse before the waters subside. The wagon is perhaps 25 feet from the players' side of the shore.

At the camp site

Nothing is going on.

[ugnis13]

Kelgar

"Hee Haw!"


Kelgar, being a donkey, easily traverses down the valley and starts looking for his dinner, orphans.

looking for food roll Rolling 1d20:

(19): Total = 19

[clockworkjoe]

Kelgar the wonder ass sees the wagon, as described before.

[ugnis13]

Kelgar needs to learn how to read. He then jumps in the river to swim to the orphan wagon, as he is quite hungry

Swim check
Rolling 1d20:

(18): Total = 18

[Setherick]

Hairy Fapper and Five God

Hairy casts Floating Disc and directs it towards the stranded orphans. (OOC: At 6th level, floating disc lasts six hours and holds six hundred pounds (or 120 fifty-pound orphans).)

[clockworkjoe]

The donkey gets close to the wagon. Close enough that an orphan jumps out and latches onto Kelgar's neck, squeezing quite hard! Kelgar can't breathe!

The other orphans are scared by the floating disc. Someone will have to coax them onto it.

[ugnis13]

Kelgar

"HEE Hach! Cracksnermp!"

Kelgar starts swimming back to shore and tries to knock the kid out with either a headbutt or hitting him on a rock

Rolling 1d20:

(17): Total = 17

swim the fuck away


Rolling 1d20:

(9): Total = 9

beat the orphan

[Setherick]

Hairy and Five God

"Hey, you there, get onto the disc. There's some candy on it."

Persuade
Rolling 1d20:

(4): Total = 4