The Corrupt A Wish Thread

[Wooberman]

Granted, but it's odd you wanted one for masturbating in the first place...

I wish your dad had used a condom.

Granted, He did but through a combination of dust bunnies under the living room sofa, Radon gas and the unusually weak spermicide coating of the condom the twisted cancerous abomination of Order666 came to be.

I wish it was friday night

[ArtfulShrapnel]

Granted, but it's odd you wanted one for masturbating in the first place...

I wish your dad had used a condom.

Granted, He did but through a combination of dust bunnies under the living room sofa, Radon gas and the unusually weak spermicide coating of the condom the twisted cancerous abomination of Order666 came to be.

I wish it was friday night

Granted. Is it the first friday in June, 2064. You've aged normally. Did you enjoy your coma?

I wish I could get more traffic to my website.

(moodyillustrator.blogspot.com wink wink)

[beowuuf]

Wish granted! You got so much traffic the served crashed. Well, was crashed into anyway, by one elderly grandmother's car. She was unhurt thankjfully. Is that enough traffic for you?


I wish I could just download MAOCT straight into my brain, this reading thing is hard on the eyes!


Edit: By the way, the battle frog is cool, the party frog is Cool Rat cool.

[Mckma]

Wish granted! You got so much traffic the served crashed. Well, was crashed into anyway, by one elderly grandmother's car. She was unhurt thankjfully. Is that enough traffic for you?


I wish I could just download MAOCT straight into my brain, this reading thing is hard on the eyes!

Granted but it is placed in your occipital lobe overwriting the coding allowing you to see, so you are now blind.

I wish it would rain more...

[Wooberman]

Granted but it is placed in your occipital lobe overwriting the coding allowing you to see, so you are now blind.

I wish it would rain more...

Granted, It is now raining in biblical proportions.

I wish i wasn't still emotionally scarred by my Trail of Cthulhu Skype game with nbneil

[FuzzyDan]

Granted, It is now raining in biblical proportions.

I wish i wasn't still emotionally scarred by my Trail of Cthulhu Skype game with nbneil

Granted, you are now strangely aroused by nbneil's Trail of Cthulhu Skype Game.  The soft moaning the other players continuously hear from you emotionally scars them instead.

I wish I could have applied to law school this year.

[+1 Hat]

Granted, you are now strangely aroused by nbneil's Trail of Cthulhu Skype Game.  The soft moaning the other players continuously hear from you emotionally scars them instead.

I wish I could have applied to law school this year.

Granted, you are only accepted to Kinky Kelly's House of Law and Inter-species Erotica

I wish I had a job that 1.) was no worse than my current one 2.) let me work days.

[Mckma]

Granted, you are only accepted to Kinky Kelly's House of Law and Inter-species Erotica

I wish I had a job that 1.) was no worse than my current one 2.) let me work days.

Granted, it not only lets you work days, and not only nights, but also forces you to work days and nights.  Constantly.  Forever.

I wish I had more expendable income to purchase roleplaying books and videogames...

[Melvar]

I wish that Melvar knew how to spell his own name. Sulu has done enough conventions to know how to spell Melllvar.

(ninjaedit. rrrs are llls.)

It came from WoW.  They didn't allow 3 same consecutive letters.  I thought it was lame and having some logins "Melvar" and others "Melllvar" is a pain in my ass.

I wish I had more expendable income to purchase roleplaying books and videogames...

Granted.  A high paying job falls in your lap, however it requires a 125 hour work week, leaving little time for gaming.

I wish I were a lumberjack, cutting down trees, skipping and jumping.

[acronomicon]

Granted.  A high paying job falls in your lap, however it requires a 125 hour work week, leaving little time for gaming.

I wish I were a lumberjack, cutting down trees, skipping and jumping.

Granted, but the singing about wanting to be a girlie just like your dear papa causes some odd looks and not a few disgruntled RCMP's.

I wish someone made an OTC medicine for insomnia that worked.

[Boyos]

Granted it comes in only liquid form and you can find it in your house hold cleaners called Clorox, take 2 cups and sleep well.

I wish I didnt make a Drink Bleach and die Joke!

[Wooberman]

Granted, without your joke the posts for this topic grind to a halt quickly followed by the traffic for the forums altogether, after a few months the RPPR forums and the podcast go the way of friendster and disappear from the net. With their subsequent free time Ross and Tom turn their attentions to Crystal meth, Cody founds a dixie cup cult and Aaron becomes a politician. Who knew your witticisms were needed so much.

I wish i didn't have to burn lean tissue to think of the above scenario.

[Tadanori Oyama]

I wish i didn't have to burn lean tissue to think of the above scenario.

Granted, because it becomes true, not requiring you to think.

I wish I could brew two pots of office coffee that tasted the same.

[Arje]

Granted. Now you can, unfortunetly the secret ingredient is the blood of that office worker you are secretly attracted to.

I wish I hadn't created a monster.

[ugnis13]

Granted. Now you can, unfortunetly the secret ingredient is the blood of that office worker you are secretly attracted to.

I wish I hadn't created a monster.

Granted. Your creation is now viewed by society as angelic, and many more are soon to come.

I wish i didn't have to take loans to pay for college.