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Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« on: April 12, 2009, 04:30:58 PM »
http://omegle.com/

It connects you to a random person on the Internet so you chat. I am not very good at it.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: did you roll up a character?
Stranger: nay
You: If you didn't you can use a pregen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
You: are you ready to begin
Stranger: I'm fine thank you (:
You: That's good
Stranger: yes I am :D
Stranger: how are you?
You: Good!
You: I'm doing great
Stranger: great
You: Okay you find yourself in a strange new land
You: you seem to be in a forest
Stranger: okaay
You: it is morning
Stranger: cool
You: and early spring
You: what do you do
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: I'm singing and dancing around
You: you hear birds singing up in the trees
You: when suddenly!
You: a branch snaps nearby!
You: something lurks in the bushes
Stranger: ooh!
You: about ten yards from you
Stranger: Oh no!
You: what do you do?
Stranger: stop singing and turn around to look
You: you see a horn poking through the bushes
You: a single long horn
Stranger: EEEEEEK!!!
Stranger: jesus chirst!
You: then you see a horse's face
You: attached to the horn
Stranger: aww...
Stranger: it's a unicorn?
Stranger: so sweeet...
You: there is a tattoo under the unicorn's eye
You: a tattoo of a teardrop
You: you recognize it as a prison tat
Stranger: beautiful I think
You: this unicorn has done hard time
You: it is looking at you while it munches on some leaves
Stranger: aww.. you little poor beauty
You: It narrows its eyes
You: what do you do?
You: you remember that you must get to the village before dark
Stranger: I think he/she doesn't like to be called litlle beauty
Stranger: Oh I remember!
You: the unicorn starts picking its teeth with a switchblade
You: you're not sure how it can hold a switchblade but you dare not question it
You: what do you remember?
You: the unicorn finishes picking its teeth
You: then eyes the purse of gold coins tied to your belt
Stranger: geez, I'm trying to empathise in this story ok
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2009, 06:59:44 PM »
Lawl, I would have taken my wizard hat and robe off.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2009, 07:32:39 PM »
"I'm trying to empathize in this story. ok?"

Huh? What the fuck did that mean?
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2009, 07:35:46 PM »
I love this site!
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2009, 08:03:16 PM »
Unicorn with a prison tat. You have a twisted mind there, dude.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2009, 09:45:34 PM »
Funny shit.
Welcome to dying! I don't let it out! Welcome to dying! Look to the mirror it
shows what I am! Welcome to dying!This town must burn now! Welcome to dying!
Can't you see the dragon's seed bears in me, the one who's been before!
-- Welcome to Dying by Blind Guardian

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2009, 10:13:29 PM »
you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2009, 10:46:33 PM »
"this unicorn has done hard time"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(the laughter continues for three pages)
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2009, 10:53:22 PM »
you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

The first night I found it on /b/ I did a 20 minute text adventure. The person went into a dark room.

EATEN BY A GRUE.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2009, 11:49:15 PM »
that was some funny shit the tear drop tat is funny it's done hard time and kilt some one now that a hard core unicorn
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #10 on: April 13, 2009, 03:09:11 AM »
you should all try it at least once. and post the chat log.

The first night I found it on /b/ I did a 20 minute text adventure. The person went into a dark room.

EATEN BY A GRUE.
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Welcome to dying! I don't let it out! Welcome to dying! Look to the mirror it
shows what I am! Welcome to dying!This town must burn now! Welcome to dying!
Can't you see the dragon's seed bears in me, the one who's been before!
-- Welcome to Dying by Blind Guardian

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2009, 01:42:52 PM »
"You: the unicorn starts picking its teeth with a switchblade
You: you're not sure how it can hold a switchblade but you dare not question it"

domn thats good shit.
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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #12 on: April 13, 2009, 03:43:56 PM »
This is a warm-up. Not my best work, but something.

You: Greetings fellow traveller!
Stranger: hello
Stranger: where might you be from
You: how fair you this fine day?
Stranger: grand thankyou and yourself sire?
You: Oh, I might be from Ireland, or I might be from New Zealand. I might be from here
You: I am mighty fine and dandy
Stranger: i might be from cambodia, but then again i might be from china
Stranger: who knows
You: THE SHADOW!
You: The Shadow always knows
Stranger: yes
Stranger: only the shadow
Stranger: might you be stoned?
You: You know what the old song says, "everybody knows that when the shadow comes he comes in your face he comes in your butthole."
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #13 on: April 13, 2009, 03:51:34 PM »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi , what makes you interesting?
You: my large twat
You: what about you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.

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Re: Omegle - for all your random chat trolling
« Reply #14 on: April 13, 2009, 06:52:08 PM »
I'm really fucking ashamed of this one. Granted, I am still posting it, but damn if it isn't just too much. Note how ridiculous my responses are and how he still keeps going. It takes a little while for him to disconnect too. Honestly, this is the most offensive, dirty and awful thing I have ever said/written/thought about. I might have to go wash myself now.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: asl
Stranger: 17/m/US
Stranger: u?
You: 16 f US
You: whadda ya look like?
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im dirty blonde
Stranger: 5'9"
Stranger: hbu?
You: but are you a durrrrty blonde?
Stranger: o i am very dirty ;)
You: I'm 5'2" 100lbs. long black hair
You: green eyes
You: c cup
Stranger: sexy
You: I like to think so
Stranger: do u have a pic you can show me?
You: yeah hold on
Stranger: alright
You: (I find a picture of some random chick on myspace)
Stranger: very cute :)
You: thanks
You: got any pics?
Stranger: yeah
You: gonna send em?
Stranger: yup
You: kewl
Stranger: (he sends a photo link from facebook)
Stranger: not my best but the best on fb i would think lol
You: nice
Stranger: so where in the us u from?
You: ny
You: u?
Stranger: o cool
Stranger: im in md
You: that's cool
Stranger: yup
Stranger: so have u ever tried virtual sex?
You: no. I'm a virtual virgin
Stranger: o rly
Stranger: would u like to try now
You: sounds fun
You: you start
Stranger: alright
Stranger: umm
Stranger: where do you want to do it?
You: in your bed
Stranger: alright
Stranger: so we are in my room
Stranger: and we start to make out
You: okay
You: I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING!
Stranger: i start to feel your ass
Stranger: and your breasts
You: WHOA! OH YEAH!
You: that's hot
Stranger: i thrust my toungue deeper into yours and press you closer to me
You: my tongue absorbs your tongue into it
You: like a symbiotic alien
Stranger: o rly?
You: hells yes
You: so hot
You: I'm getting so freaking hot
Stranger: u start to go down my body
Stranger: and unzip my pants
You: down to china town! hell yeah!
Stranger: u pull down my pants and boxers
Stranger: and my 12" dick pops out
You: mmmmm. sheeee-ITTTT!
Stranger: you start to suck my dick
Stranger: it feels so good
You: WHOA! SHIT! I AM SO WET HONEY!
Stranger: you take off your pants and underwear and start feeling yourself while you suck me off
Stranger: you tits bouncing
Stranger: your*
Stranger: u suck harder
Stranger: and faster
Stranger: it feels so good baby
Stranger: i think im gonna cum baby
You: *holding eyes to the side like a bad chinese stereotype* sucky sucky free dolla free dolla!
You: don't cum yet baby!
Stranger: im holding it
Stranger: o my god it feels so good
You: you gotta put it in my ass first
Stranger: i cum
Stranger: ugh sorry baby
Stranger: but now
Stranger: its your turn
Stranger: i lay u on the bed
You: first off, I take the cum from my mouth and spit it all over your chest and then rub my tits up and down on it
Stranger: and i get a major hardon from it
Stranger: u lay on the bed
Stranger: and u spread your legs wide
Stranger: so i can see your wet pussy
You: then, I push you to the bed and slap your dick around and get it hard
You: who's telling the story?
Stranger: we both are
You: let me work my shit here
Stranger: i let you work me
You: you sit back and relax
Stranger: i will
Stranger: alright baby
You: I start to turn your crank
Stranger: it feels good
You: working the balls with my hands until you are hard again.
Stranger: omg
Stranger: baby it feels good
You: Then, I spit on your dick for some lube and I squat my ass onto it
Stranger: omg your ass is so tight
Stranger: o baby it feels so good
You: you start slow at first and then you start really pounding me
Stranger: omg
Stranger: its so tight baby
You: at first I'm all like "yeah this is hot" but then it starts to hurt really bad
You: I kind of like it, but it also hurts like a mother fucker
Stranger: do u want me to take it out?
You: so, you keep pounding me and pounding me and then as you pull it out, I take a big fucking dump on your chest
You: there is blood and shit everywhere
Stranger: omg this is getting hot baby
Stranger: i rub the shit all over myself
You: I look and there might be a small part of my colon in there too
Stranger: it gets me hard again right away
You: now that I see you're a freak, I squat and take a big ole piss in your mouth
Stranger: o god it feels so good
Stranger: your pussy juice tasts so nice
You: I'm screaming "house on fire! house on fire! put it out! put it out!"
Stranger: ok baby
Stranger: my turn
Stranger: for the story telling
You: I grab some lipstick from my purse and rub it all over your mouth
You: and I write "I'm a pussy" on your chest in shit and lipstick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm from Alaska. About Fifty miles south of Ankorage there's a little fishing town, maybe you've heard of it, it's called fuck your momma.