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RPGs / Re: Cthulhu with lots of Combat

« on: July 30, 2011, 10:12:38 AM »

people that play rpgs want to have immature power fantasies and not an engaging high-stakes narrative

news at 11

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RPGs / Re: Cthulhu with lots of Combat

« on: July 25, 2011, 10:50:46 AM »

anyone that wants more call of cthulhu combat hasn't really had call of cthulhu combat

show them the meaning of open die rolls

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RPGs / Re: What will my players find in a Green Box?

« on: July 22, 2011, 08:30:08 PM »

14 signed copies of George Plimpton's Video Falconry, a scorched and pockmarked hi-hat sealed in lucite, and a richly engraved .357 revolver barrel etched with the name "Laquanda."

EDIT: and a Luftwaffe gravity knife in a hatbox labeled "Don't even think about it."

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RPGs / Re: yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: July 09, 2011, 07:35:56 PM »

i am glad FATAL exists just because the rulebook made one of my friends say "that is a downright implausible diameter for an anus"

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RPGs / Re: yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: July 04, 2011, 01:27:42 AM »

FATAL and synibar are on equal ground as far as I'm concerned

is that because both of them are dumb as hell

because i agree

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General Chaos / Re: Artemis Spaceship simulator - nerdier than Dwarf Fortress

« on: July 01, 2011, 09:39:38 PM »

i'm not sure if this is nerdier than dwarf fortress because you need actual friends to play it

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: She's mad at me

« on: July 01, 2011, 09:35:43 PM »

i will buy whatever this bot is selling

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RPGs / Re: yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: July 01, 2011, 09:14:18 PM »

someone tried to convince me that Exalted was good by saying that you could be a mountain fighting a lake

is the Exalted sourcebook just a hollowed out Mage book with a discreet bag of crystal meth in it

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RPGs / Re: yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: July 01, 2011, 05:39:26 PM »

Rifts character generation is the best

never played Rifts

how does it work

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RPGs / Re: yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: June 30, 2011, 06:51:54 PM »

UPDATE: d20 modern is the worst

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RPGs / Re: Hunger Games and RPG's

« on: June 29, 2011, 02:37:16 PM »

this sounds miles more adult than the dresden files books and they were made into an rpg so why the fuck not

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RPGs / Re: CoC campaign advice

« on: June 29, 2011, 02:33:36 PM »

devour 1d4 investigators per turn

also tempt them to make pacts with hastur

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RPGs / yeah rpgs are pretty great

« on: June 26, 2011, 07:28:04 PM »

D&D is really silly as a concept and every time i play it it is bad but w/e

mage seems really cool but all the people that play it i've talked to are weird and fat

vampire has been fun every time i've played it but the shame is literally unbearable

every time someone explains exalted to me i zone out and think about dogs

one-roll engine games own without exception

pathfinder is like D&D but more shameful but the art is real good

does besm still exist

twilight 2000 is scary to read

unknown armies yes yes yes yes yes

call of cthulhu is the best

delta green is kinda gunporny but i can appreciate it

listen to the darkest of the hillside thickets

welp

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RPGs / Re: look at these monsters

« on: June 26, 2011, 07:10:33 PM »

42 varieties of beholder

a beholder for every occasion

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Role Playing Public Radio Podcast / Re: Where do you listen to RPPR?

« on: May 29, 2011, 05:35:43 PM »

i recently discovered that rppr is a great soundtrack for gettin' swole

NOTHING PULLS ME OUT OF A DEEP SQUAT LIKE AN ECLIPSE PHASE ACTUAL PLAY