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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #105 on: May 06, 2010, 05:42:43 PM »
I want to know how many women things Locke has had sexual relations with so far, at least up to the point of the latest session.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #106 on: May 06, 2010, 07:00:33 PM »

I love the running gag about Locke's list...

*takes out pad and pen*

Can fit in one's hand... Pro.

Currently Running ... Con.

Comes with own gag... Pro.

Fans love it ... Pro.

Well, there we have it then.
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #107 on: May 13, 2010, 10:14:04 PM »
I love the idea that Locke keeps trying to nail everyone else's girlfriend. I've never actually witnessed an actual Dungeons and Dragons "Stay away from my girl" fight.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #108 on: May 14, 2010, 01:40:04 PM »

I love the idea everyone else keeps moving in to cockblock him. I think I need to listen to this one again soon!

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #109 on: May 14, 2010, 01:42:05 PM »
I love the idea everyone else keeps moving in to cockblock him. I think I need to listen to this one again soon!

Not the first time. They wouldn't let him fuck a tree back in the druid village either.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #110 on: May 14, 2010, 02:11:17 PM »
I love the idea everyone else keeps moving in to cockblock him. I think I need to listen to this one again soon!

Not the first time. They wouldn't let him fuck a tree back in the druid village either.

what

I thought Locke hooked up with two druids from the Gray Fangs tribe back then

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #111 on: May 14, 2010, 02:36:33 PM »
I love the idea everyone else keeps moving in to cockblock him. I think I need to listen to this one again soon!

Not the first time. They wouldn't let him fuck a tree back in the druid village either.

what

I thought Locke hooked up with two druids from the Gray Fangs tribe back then

He did hook up with two chicks after the party, because he couldn't quite get the orgie going and had to settle for that, but I thought he wanted to get into it with the dryads. Maybe I'm confused, where the druids all dryads?

I know the line "we deliberately cock block him" by Tom was used way back in Episode 2 when Locke was considering trying to get with a Grippli (then Taslow).

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #112 on: May 14, 2010, 04:44:56 PM »
oh right

the gray fangs are definitely not all trees - some transform into trees or treants or dryads but not all

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #113 on: May 14, 2010, 05:00:06 PM »
...some transform into trees or treants or dryads...

During heightened moments of passion? If so...well, that could be socially awkward. Or the start of an interesting skill challenge.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #114 on: May 14, 2010, 05:11:41 PM »
...some transform into trees or treants or dryads...

During heightened moments of passion? If so...well, that could be socially awkward. Or the start of an interesting skill challenge.

"Ha ha, got me some real wood here. Seriously though, my penis is fully encased in amber. Someone with Nature as a trained skill please help."

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #115 on: May 14, 2010, 05:14:06 PM »
SKILL CHALLENGE
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #116 on: May 14, 2010, 05:19:26 PM »
Can anyone point me to the episode number (location if you remember) where the Goblin Hulk was introduced.  I can't seem to be able to find it.

Thanks in advance.


Found it... episode 3
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #117 on: May 28, 2010, 12:50:56 PM »
Bite was clearly the one for Locke, he still played footsie with him when you know that bar wench was talking mad shit all day on the airship.

I hope that goes somewhere.

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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #118 on: June 05, 2010, 01:57:10 PM »

My vote is for Locke to have an awkward relationship with the Gnoll Ranger female. You know, that kind of awkwardness that only comes after one REALLY drunk night that resulted in a quick conversation on waking that probably went something like this:

"Uh...wow...do you think we uh...?"

"...my gnoll loins hurt."

"Wow...um, I guess we did. I'm going to get dressed and go see if Tom's character's made his saving throw yet..."

"...tell no one, Locke. I have a reputation to uphold."

...and then as if by the hand of GOD (or the Raven Queen, punishing Locke) they ALWAYS get seated next to eachother at dinner.
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Re: New world campaign
« Reply #119 on: June 05, 2010, 02:04:21 PM »
haahahahah

goddamn

I wish I had thought of that in paragon tier

that shit would be epic