took this person FOREVER
Stranger: helllo
You: hi there
Stranger: helllllloooooooo agian
Stranger: again
You: are you a midget?
Stranger: yeaaoowwwwww
Stranger: hw did ya know that?
You: lucky guess
You: are you in the circus?
Stranger: no i am retarted...
Stranger: not so lucky this time..
Stranger: and wat abt u?
You: can you read people's minds?
Stranger: no not at all..
Stranger: what are u ....... a good for nothing?
You: yeah kinda
Stranger: lemme guess...
Stranger: u r bad at studies,,,,..and not good looking..
You: more
Stranger: hah,,,...u have sm kind f abnormality?
You: yeah, guess it
Stranger: two dicks or chick with a dick?
You: first one!
Stranger: haha....good for u..
You: but they are not mine...
Stranger: hmm...guess u tore them apart frm sm 1?
You: i don't understand...
Stranger: if they are not urs...then they are sm1 elses...rite?
You: yes they are
Stranger: so u must have taken it frm them..
You: no, i didn't take anythign from anyone
You: i'm a good girl
Stranger: hmm...
Stranger: so u were born with two dicks?
You: no
You: it started happening when i turned 14
Stranger: wow,,,....lucky u...
Stranger: u dont need anyone else to enjoy..
Stranger: just twist and turn it into ur hole....o:
You: uhm, i have been getting gang banged every day of my life since my 14th birthday
Stranger: sooo sad...
Stranger: are u a captive?
You: no
Stranger: then what ...tell ur parents..
Stranger: abt it
You: i can't
Stranger: hmm...y?
You: uh
You: cause they would kill me
You: not literally
Stranger: for what getting banged forcefully?
You: no it's not forcefully
Stranger: oh...so u enjoy it...
You: kinda
You: sometimes
Stranger: then whats the problem here?
You: uh
You: i don't think they enjoy it...
Stranger: what the fuck??...then y do they bang u?
You: ...i ask them to?
Stranger: then whats ur problem?
....u ask them...they dont like....then either u stop asking./..
Stranger: or u stop feeling bad abt them not liking
You: they don't understand me
Stranger: wtf.??...seriously are u making this up...or are u really that out f ur mind?
You: i'm not making this up
You: and i'm not crazy
Stranger: okay...so what do want to make them understand..?
Stranger: btw i know u r making this up...but still its intresting...
You: well one's my brother
You: is that bad?
Stranger: hahaha....
Stranger: now bring a uncle or ur father into picture that'll make it more intresting!!
You: hey, you guessed it!
You: the other one's my uncle
Stranger: wow...what abt ur father ...does hi sit there enjoying watching u??
You: no, he just goes outside and roasts marshmallows all night
You: you like marshmallows?
Stranger: no we dont eat marshmallows in this part of the world...
You: what part?
Stranger: india
Stranger: u?
You: uh, i'm from atlanta
Stranger: hmm..
Stranger: so continue..
Stranger: what then...
You: why don't you have marshmallows?
Stranger: well....
Stranger: i dont know y?...
Stranger: i mean i exactly dont know what they are..
Stranger: they are shrubs rite?
You: no
You: they are white
Stranger: ya the shape of mushrooms..?
You: uhm, i don't think so...
Stranger: okay okay...
Stranger: i remember
Stranger: they are sugar cubes?
You: close enough...?
You: they are sticky
Stranger: hmm...yeah...i have had those...just call'em by a diffrent name...
Stranger: here//..
Stranger: and btw i hate sweeet things...
Stranger: and especially those whch are sweet..
Stranger: u like them?
You: i leik mudkipz.
Stranger: me too...
Stranger: so what do u do srsly?
You: i, i play the bassoon.
Stranger: now wat the hell is a bassoon?
Stranger: violin?
You: no
Stranger: umm smthing similar?
You: not really
Stranger: i have heard of it,,i think
Stranger: surely got strings
You: no it has keys
You: it's a woodwind instrument
Stranger: watever...
Stranger: i play drums..
Stranger: but not vryy good
Stranger: just kindda hobbie..
You: do you like satanic music? just curious
Stranger: well..no...
Stranger: i prefer....pop...and light rock..
You: oh
Stranger: not into the heavy metal stuff...
You: this one time, i was playing the bassoon for my mom
You: and i was playing satanic songs
You: and she got mad
You: and scared
You: and She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don't think sow
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
Stranger: wow!!>.////will take me a few minutes to read it all..!!!
You: lol n00b
Stranger: hmm..u can write...
Stranger: do u read a lot f novels?
You: yeah
Stranger: wat kinda novels do u prefer?
You: the ones with candlejack. they are interestin-
Stranger: what candlejack?..
Stranger: i mainly prefer....fantasy novels//..
Stranger: have u read the twilight saga?
Stranger: u dere?
Stranger: okay,...i'll be going..
Stranger: bye...
Stranger: nice toking to u...
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