Omegle - for all your random chat trolling

[Maze]

Damn, that made me laugh outloud.

Especially the period monster bit, and the dad being dead.

[Zeernebooch]

Haha Lepers....

[rayner23]

My wife said, "I don't want you to talk to prostitutes on the internet anymore."

[clockworkjoe]

My wife said, "I don't want you to talk to prostitutes on the internet anymore."

hahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Tissue]

This thread is freaking awesome.  Had to give it a try

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You: Hey
Stranger: horny girl?
You: Well... it depends on what day of the week it is
You: are YOU a horny girl?
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[Tissue]

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 22/m/aus
You: and you?
Stranger: 16 m  taiwan
You: Taiwan?  I hear you guys rock and ping pong
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[Tissue]

Bringing the thread back to life?  Hells yes...  this is kinda fucked up... but i'm posting it to rival Cody and try and get him back into the swing of things.

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Stranger: hey
You: Hi!
Stranger: how r u
You: I'm fantastic!
You: Really buzzed!
You: Just had 3 cups of coffee!
You: I could stay up all night!
Stranger:
You: How're you?!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: I'm good
You: Thats great!
You: Where are you from?!
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u
You: I'm from London
Stranger: same
Stranger: Camden here
You: Where abouts?
You: Oh no shit!
You: Me too
Stranger: well, i'm not from london - I'm from lebanon. but i live here for uni
Stranger: haha cool
Stranger: where in camden?
You: North
You: Washington street
You: to be precise
Stranger: hmmm...i'm behiond euston station
You: ohhh
You: the bronx hahaha
You: Thats scary?
You: Ever been mugged?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but I don't like to walk home alone!
You: I can bet!
You: This one time i was walking through there,  i was taking a friend home
You: and we were mugged
You: some guy pulled a knife
You: and when we tried run he chased us
You: we ran into an alley
You: and my friend was....
You: was raped
Stranger: sorry!
You: No shit
Stranger: that sucks
You: that place is brutal
Stranger:
You: .... so if you've never been mugged.... are you a mugger?
Stranger: i don't walk home without a guy...it's dangerous
You: Yeah
You: well my friend was with me
You: but... i couldn't stop this guy
You: he must've been on something
You: He was so strong
You: beat me senseless then just had his way with her
Stranger: that's horrible
Stranger: sorry
You: I've never been able to get the screams out of my head
You: You keep saying sorry.... Did you have something to do with it?
Stranger: no!
You: naw i'm just playing.... but seriously
You: Rape is no joke
You: unless your into Dnd
You: and like visiting a bunch of Dnd forums
Stranger: Dnd?
You: those guys crack up with that shit
Stranger: i'm a little lost
Stranger: soooooo
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Why are you smiling?  We are having a very somber conversation about rape
You: anyway
You: moving on
You: i'm 54
Stranger: I'm 20
You: well thats nice
You: things were a lot easier when i was 20
You: Life is a lot smoother at that age
You: I remember this one time when i was 20,  my friend once got raped
You: It was brutal
You: wanna hear the story?
Stranger: no
You: yeah me either,  it was pretty sad
Stranger: no more rape
You: Oh,  it was the same story
Stranger: just sex
You: I'm lost?
You: So you're a 20 year old chick who wants some sex with a 54 year old man.
You: I think its more likely you're a 42 year old man who wants sex with anything
You: YOU FREAK!
Stranger: I want no sex with you
Stranger: i havea  boyfriend
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: I mean to say no more rape, just sex
You: Ohhhh
You: you want sex stories?
Stranger: no
You: Sorry,  i get a little upset about sick middle aged men
Stranger: sorry my englulish is dumb sometimes
You: anyway,  my first wife and I
You: we would do some crazy things
You: This one time she tied me up and didn't feed me for three days
You: Bondage
You: gotta love it
Stranger: 4chan /b/tard

[rayner23]

That was amazing. I love calling people out on things when people make smiley faces or say lol. It is just great.

Well, let me take a break from my Twilight Zone marathon to get my omegle on. Gimme a few minutes.

[rayner23]

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You: hey there
Stranger: dsfasdfgdsz
You: yes indeedy
Stranger: lkmfvfndl,
You: at least that was the dog's point of view
Stranger: from
You: new zealand
You: you?
Stranger: turkey
You: you want to "gobble" on my cock for a bit?
Stranger: idiot
You: you would know
You: you're from the middle east
You: they practically breed idiots over there
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lşfdsgs
You: at least I can spell words
You: your sand people language angers me
Stranger: mal
You: you speaking spanish now turkey man?
Stranger: yes
You: I swear to God that I will give you a basting to last a lifetime
Stranger: konus
Stranger: türkçe bilionmu
You: You taste like burger. I don't like you anymore.
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[rayner23]

I have no idea what happened here.

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Stranger: Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You: All my base belong to you?
Stranger: Stop! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
You: All my base belong to you?
Stranger: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
You: All my base belong to you?
Stranger: The game.
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[rayner23]

For my Final Fantasy X fans out there.


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You: hey there
You: asl
Stranger: hi
Stranger: you first
You: 16/m/Zanarkand
You: you?
Stranger: 18/m/indonesia
Stranger: where is zanarkand?
You: It is pretty far north. Just past Mt. Gagazet
Stranger: ooh okay
Stranger: it must be cold out there
You: it's okay. we stay pretty warm playing Blitzball!
You: do you have Blitzball?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: actually, i dont what blitball is
Stranger: can you tell me?
You: it's an underwater sport that is sort of like soccer
Stranger: whoa underwater?
Stranger: cool
You: it is sort of like a religion where I come from
You: it's funny because the Ronso of Gagazet think they are good at Blitzball, but their fur just makes them get waterlogged
You: it's really funny
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: do you know where indonesia is?
You: that's where all the monkey's live right?
Stranger: yeah.. the orangutan
You: isn't it near Besaid?
You: or is that Kilika Island?
Stranger: no
Stranger: do you know bali?
You: Is that where the Thunder Plains are?
Stranger: waht is thunder plains?
Stranger: indonesia is located in south east asia
You: the THunder Plains are where it strikes lightning all the time. The Al Behd have set up lightning towers there now so it isn't as dangerous anymore
You: Their machina used to be a little scary, but you get used to it
You: LOL!
Stranger: ooooh wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: sorry i have to go now
Stranger: see you
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[Maze]

Stranger: turkey
You: you want to "gobble" on my cock for a bit?
Stranger: idiot
You: you would know
You: you're from the middle east
You: they practically breed idiots over there
You: your sand people language angers me

Wow. This is really hilarious shit. I'll assume you're not serious and bigot, but damn, "sand people". I'll have to remember that one.

[rayner23]

Just to clarify, I am most definitely the farthest thing from a biggot. I don't want to come off as racist, I just play one on the internet from time to time.

[rayner23]

For America!



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You: hi
Stranger: hi, stranger
Stranger: i can't see your face. You are boy or girl?
You: I'm a girl
You: you?
Stranger: good to see you here
Stranger: i'm a boy
You: age?
Stranger: 23
You: where do you live?
Stranger: u?
You: 18
Stranger: in russia
You: soviet russia?
Stranger: )
Stranger: no, russian federation)
Stranger: and u?
You: I heard that where you're from, car drives you
You: is that true?
Stranger: hm...) it's wrong
Stranger: i heard it about usa
You: do you know about Ivan Drago?
You: he was a famous Russian boxer
Stranger: no, who is it?
You: famous
You: Russian
You: boxer
Stranger: i know Kostya Tszyu
Stranger: Valuev, Povetkin and the others
You: Ivan Drago got his ass beat
You: do you know who beat his ass?
Stranger: Mohammed Ali?)
You: Rocky Mother Fucking Balboa from the good 'ole US of A!
Stranger: haha
You: and on this day, this Independence Day, I would like to hang my head in rememberance of that fight.
Stranger: it's in the past, yankee)
You: true, but how many great things can Russia say they actually did?
You: vodka and boring books
Stranger: haha)
You: that's all I think of when I think of Russia
You: I suppose that I should thank the Russians for Animal Farm. So, thanks.
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[rayner23]

I keep telling myself to stop, but I can't!



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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: 16 f fl here
Stranger: 19 m florida..
You: where at?
Stranger: I don't give specifics hun..
You: okaaaayyyy
You: why?
Stranger: because that's just how I am.
You: you a fag?
Stranger: no.
You: seems like a fag thing to me
Stranger: Eh, well I'm not one. Just rather not give out to much information.
You: because you like a dick in your ass
You: I got it
You: no big deal
Stranger: dick in my ass? no. 
Stranger: I have a girlfriend, gosh.
You: if you're not a homo, then why don't you cyber fuck me?
Stranger: because I find cybersex really retarded.
You: because you like a dick in your ass
You: you like guys to suck your dick
You: got it
Stranger: I don't like a fucken dick in my ass you fucken cuntface.
You: that isn't nice
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