Not every campaign runs smoothly. When players start throwing chairs while the GM weeps, call the Game Masters, the first role playing radio advice show.

Written by Ross Payton
Edited by Chris Farmer

Cast
GM: Ross Payton
DM: Tom Church
Caller 1: Chris Farmer

Let’s face it. American made video game RPGs suck. Stupid games like Fallout and Fable lack the beauty of tentacled chaos demons and incoherent storylines that only a Japanese RPG can deliver. But now, the Japanese have taken the American classic, The Oregon Trail and made it better…with chaos nose goblins!

Written by Ross Payton
Edited by Chris Farmer

Cast
Voice 1: Ross Payton
Voice 2: Chris Farmer

In the gaming community, there is always someone better than you. He knows more about the rules, his character is higher level and he owns more gaming books than you ever will. He’s also never wrong. About anything. And now he has his own show. Meet the Elitist Fuck.

Written by Tom Church
Edited by Chris Farmer

Cast
Elitist Fuck – Tom Church
Announcer/47 – Aaron Carsten
Dave Dawson – Ross Payton
Jerry Mitchell – Chris Farmer