Death by Thumbs

Written by Ab3
Mixed by Ross Payton

Me: “OK you walk into the room and see a group of Hobgoblins sharpening their weapons.”

Psycho Dave: “I flash my talisman of the Dark Gods and order them to bow down to the might of Azathoth.”

Me: “They bow before you.”

Psycho Dave: “Then I behead them.”

Performed by the RPPR crew
Chris Farmer
Tom Church
Patrick & Karee Williams
Aaron, David, and Ross Payton

Synopsis: Ab3 finds himself running a a two month Dungeons and Dragons campaign, as Deviant Boy, Aesnath, Weasly Crusher, Psycho Dave, El Disgusto and Ol’ Yellowbelly explore the Dungeon of Nasty Doom. Some quest for the Gemstone of MacGuffin while other players search for the Blade of Gory Cleaving. Of course, between the players’ volatile personalities and the many dangerous enemies of the dungeon, the odds are against Ab3 and his gaming buddies actually finishing the campaign. Fortunately, his pain is our comedy. Listen in to learn who suffers DEATH BY THUMBS!

This rant was originally posted on Rpg.net.

  8 comments for “Death by Thumbs

  1. KeithMal
    January 28, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    Man, I Haven’t even listened to this yet and I know it’s going to rule. Anything that involves AB3, El Disgusto and the rest, is going to kick much ass. All of AB3’s rants are fantastic!!! I can’t wait to listen!

  2. Paul
    January 29, 2008 at 8:58 am

    awesome as always, keep up the good work, i nearly ruined my computer when i heard : FUCK SHAKER!”

  3. Jémie
    January 29, 2008 at 7:54 pm

    ::chuckles:: Asenath…..::howling noises::

  4. KeithMal
    January 31, 2008 at 12:18 am

    Ok, now that I’ve read it I can say with much confidence that I was right! It did kick much ass! When Weasly ran out of the room and tripped over Lamont, the dog, I thought I was going to pass out! Fantastic! Keep up the good work!

  5. KeithMal
    January 31, 2008 at 8:26 am

    Oops! Listened to, I meant listened to!

  6. rpayton
    January 31, 2008 at 9:51 pm

    Thanks everyone! This was the first Ab3 rant that I edited. It took about 8 hours to put it all together. We actually recorded the voices in Dec. 2006.

  7. Anonymous
    February 25, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    I have to say the AB3 stuff are some of my most favorite things on RPPR.

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