Actual Play: Wushu Dodgeball – To Save The World

Galactus has challenged the people of Earth to a tournament of dodgeball. Only an unlikely team of misfits stands in the way of Earth’s total destruction. Sound like the new Bruckheimer movie? Naw. It’s our Actual Play one shot using the free action RPG Wushu.

The Player:
Tom: A sapient raptor/actor tired of being stereotyped as a vicious man eating dinosaur
Drew: Henry from the TV Show Eureka, a NASA engineer turned auto mechanic.
Linton: The fat guy from Hot Fuzz and he’s a cylon.
Jason: Ahnuld the Governator
Cody: Former President Martin Van Buren – with electricity, liquid and portal powers.

No, I’m not kidding. That’s what they played.

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  1. That was pure insanity! I’m going to try to run a Wushu game this weekend (pulp setting). Any advice?

  2. Do another Washu Game! It was freakin funny!!!!

  3. Wow…just…wow…
    Martin Van Buren was…just…insane…heck, the whole session was insane. It was neat but it had the same kind of style as your Modern League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, which if done excessively could be a real killer, as you would be doing the same random-ass stuff over and over again.

    But this session was great. I was clutching my stomach laughing for a good hour and a half.

  4. You’ve got to post that background story for Martin Van Buren…

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